NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
The Geography of a WomanBetween the ages of 18 - 21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 - 30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.Between the ages of 35 - 40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.Between the ages of 40 - 50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.Between the ages of 50 - 60, she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.Between the ages of 60 - 70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.The Geography of a ManBetween the ages of 15 - 70, a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
Hooray, for Captain Spaulding the African explorer, who said I was a shnoorer, hooray, hooray, hooray.
Hey, Sy, Esq. did Nike make those commercils about, "Pump it up", you'd put air in the shoe. Whatever happened to 'PF Flyers?
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As a young child I always dreamed of having new tennis shoes until I saw this young boy with no feet. Amputated at the ankle. I cried for him.
As a member of this secret society I have sat in private meetings with the heads of state from countries around the world. I have attended secret international business meetings where business leaders, politicians, and media moguls coerce together to create the new world order with global control over individual people everywhere. I have been shown and have seen with my own eyes secret government and corporate documents. I have heard with my own ears how BigPharma, the food industry, and the oil industry are working together with governments and media outlets around the world. I have been in over sixty countries, yet there are no stamps of evidence in any of my passports. I have been to Area 51 in Nevada. (This top secret military installation is still denied to exist by the U.S. government.) This is where much of our technology has been developed. Area 51 houses most extraterrestrial artifacts, including a working spacecraft and dead alien bodies. I've seen these things with my own two eyes. As a member of this secret society I was used in covert operations around the world.
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