Monday, March 29, 2010

pseudo-teacher attacked by small children



The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, KSBR reported.
"A plan had been developed amongst several of our third-grade students to allegedly do harm to their teacher," said Theresa Martin, of Orange County Schools District. "It's shocking that they would think of this at their young age. I think that is probably the most shocking part for all of us," Martin said.
In addition to the knife being found, the school officials said other students had duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a heavy crystal paperweight relatives said each child at Malcom Elementary School in Laguna Niguel, had a job to do, including one assigned to wipe up the blood.
The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, until the teacher deserved it after correcting them one too many times by pointing out their "run on" sentences and correcting their grammer and punctiuation. a Teacher said...
"These" is present tense."Those" is past tense."Were" is also past tense.As the photo appears to be dated, we must assume that you mean "Those were the days" and not "These are the days" or "These were the days".It is also customary to capitalize the first letter of a sentence." apparently, said one youth "the teacher deserves to die".

8 comments:

Frank Donahue said...

Hi Mr. Rev. That is so true. 'Gidget Goes to School' opens 4/28/2010 locally. M.Munoz did a 'boffo' performance stunt doubling for Sandra Dee. Thanks for the invitation. I'll try to squeeze it in. I have one question. What was Diane Kivlin's role in the production. Your remarkable photo is how M.Munoz looks today holding the prop pencil.

Dr. Laura said...

Can anyone tell me what the surf is like today?

Revenge is sweet said...

Yes Murphy, it was me that peed into your car window that day. You were an ass, you cut me off, you never appologized, and you smelled like a ten day old yeast infection. It was hilarious the next day when you came down to the beach blaming everyone for the urine soaked seat, steering wheel, and shifter knob. We convinced you it was some random act of tomfoolery. I have never laughed as hard.

Anonymous said...

why the weird post? is this not meant to be about san onofre? this blog is stupid! who the hell is murfy?

Anonymous said...

You should really capitalize the proper names in you title.

Surf Sponser said...

Anon', it's spelled Murphy. FTI, he is a true San Onofre Icon.

The Boston Steamer said...

I took a dump on Murphy.

Dr,Load said...

Dagnabbit 'Steamer', you beat me to it.

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