Friday, April 09, 2010

gary checked in today


plagued by a recent relapse, Gary was cooperative and optimistic about his prospects for a full recovery from alchoholism. He tried the "cure" before, but quit going to the "stupid meetings".

32 comments:

KING HEROD said...

REPENT! THE END IS NEAR.

Anonymous said...

Bill, methinks my old pal Gary Colman is refering to the San Onofre Surfing Club BOD as being cruel and thoughtless because of his skin pigment. I hope he sues those inconsideratE bastards for all they're worth. Good luck, pal, we miss you here at AA.

pontious said...

Today is Saturday April 10, 2010. What gives with yesterday's date anyway. Who went to sleep at the switch down there?

terry beard fp 2437651 said...

Coleman, bro, you need a drink bad, like a triple in a small glass with 151o floater.

BK said...

I'll drink to that.

Anonymous said...

Paskowitz 'Surfwise' 3/31/2010 update. Total box office
$32,000,000.00 tripling Big Wednesday gross. Way to go, Doc.

Irv Shapiro said...

Here's how she stands on Facebook right now, Saturday April 10th, 2010. Regarding Facebook, Bruce Savage has been deluged with an avalanch of Emails seeking personl informatin causing him to become dizzy. Faebook shall be put on our backburner umtil our administative assissitant arrives. Ms.Sabrina Wetworth will handle all Facebook bookings. http://www.facebook.com/
Stay tuned for more updates.

Anonymous said...

Paskowitz' rule. Alright.

sano larry said...

"He ain't heavy, he's my brother".

[anon'#4]

real Bruce Savage said...

Hi everybody. My name is Bruce Savage. I have absolutly nothin to do with that insidious 'Facebook'. Please, Mr.Imposter, cease and desist using my name. I don't need 'Facebook'. W hy, you ask, simple I have no surfboard for sale or do I have a cruelty cause to push. Please leave me be. I'm completly dedicated to San-O Daze
100% Thank you very much.

Schmuck Patterson said...

A Sweeper with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his
ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt
and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But. what happened to your other ear?"

"The son of a bitch called back."

hillbillu ed said...

Schmuck, you sure are a dumb sum' bitch you know.

grim reaper said...

Since when has San-O Daze be come a forum for 'Facebook'? Older fools feel they need an outlet in the 'golden years' for venting cooped up frustrations, so here comes 'Facebook'. Rule #1: if you haven't made it in surfing by the time you are 19, you ain't gonna' make it. Certainly not with 'Facebook'. Incidently, 'golden years' means anyone over 40.

the prophet issiah said...

Reaper, San-O Daze is for people on their down. That is why you must never be cruel to people on your struggle to the top because you never know when you'll pass them on your way to the bottem.

Anonymous said...

Looks like putzel has spent too much time in the sun, and what's up with the wrinkles? Putz it's time to leave the mountains and return to the beach. Nobody has seen Murph in months, so the coast is clear.

quincey obidiah said...

Eeezaws, that's a helluva' west wind blowing, Dr.Ralph. What can we do in the meamtime? Please advise.

oranthal james simpson said...

Dr.Ralph, that boy in the insert looks like the poster boy for the UNCF, doesn't he.

Cruo said...

That blood's a mean looking mo' fo', ain't he.

gary coleman said...

Hey, mow! What happened to our FACEBOOK page. Well!

Anonymous said...

Yo, Bill W. when they going to change the sheets. For gawd's sake this things been running a week.

Anonymous said...

Dr Ralph is asleep at the wheel agan.

evil knirvel said...

Anon'#6, asleep at the wheel is better than driing in the fast lane with both hands off the steering wheel.

Zing!! said...

Anyone who's read history knows that the trouble with communism is the communists. Similarly, the problem with the Muslim religion is Muslims. So why should it be so hard to swallow that the problem with democracy is the Democrats?

confucious said...

Zing, you are a very obsevent individual. Congratulations.

dionne warwick said...

Wat's it all about Alphie?

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph we must severe the head of that serpent before it's too late. Praise the Lord Say Amen!

FED UP AGAIN said...

Dr.Ralph, it's too late. Aloha to you, your contributors, and San-O
Daze. See you in the funny papers.

mystic eye said...

If you watch Gary's eyes when you walk from one side of the room to the other, they follow you. Try it, it works.

Anonymous said...

For crying out loud, Eye, they do. I can't believe it. How do they do that?

AA said...

How's about Gary "checking out!!!"

Anonymous said...

Dr Ralph! Hello? Anybody home?

Anonymous said...

Anon'#9, the lights are on, but there's nobody home.

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