Friday, April 16, 2010

SUP SURF DISASTER ON THE ROCKS AT JAWS!

25 comments:

BOZO said...

What's wrong with that fool?

I'm like Laird said...

That's the great waterman and scofflaw Chuck Patterson!

Anonymous said...

That numbskull is going to rupture hisself before the day's over won't he. He should take lessons from the SUP King, M.Munoz.

haole said...

fricken idiot.

A. Einstein said...

More proof that those morons have single digit IQs.

chuck sucks said...

38pm · ReportBernie Tsao HA! Surfers??? MY A__!!!! Da biggest joke in the universe!
Yesterday at 1:44pm · ReportRyan Richer whats up with that wetsuit?
Yesterday at 1:50pm · ReportColin Dwyer thats a good way to learn how to surf.
Yesterday at 1:58pm · ReportNo Sup check the leash...
Yesterday at 2:05pm · ReportPaul White See what happens greedy Sup shop owners take advatGe of roided up 909'ers.......
Yesterday at 2:10pm · ReportColin Dwyer didnt even see the leash holy fuck..... ya good call paul. nor cals not quite as infested with suppers but everytime i venture past pt conception im bombarded with these fuckin boats.
Yesterday at 2:12pm · ReportTimothy JeromeClark VonGlascoe I've talked to people who think anything you do on a wave is surfing; bodyboarding, bodysurfing, rafting, kneeboarding,splashing,fishing,STAND UP "PADDLE BOARDING"...you get the idea, surfing is one board one body that's IT!!!. Oh yea, let's not forget buttboarding which is where most of these guys came from cause they couldn't STAND UP! No offense everybody else. I worked hard and paid some serious dues learning to "SURF"
Yesterday at 2:14pm · ReportRob Cook thats a good way to get the offical kook stamp on your forehead walking down the beach afterwards haha....
Yesterday at 2:15pm · ReportRob Cook and its not the act or the sport that we dont like,its the serious injurys they can cause and mark my word this summer with more people learning to SUP ,THERE will BE MORE INJURYS.They are vessels!not boards,one gets loose in the inside at popular spots and game over....
Yesterday at 2:18pm · ReportColin Dwyer speak for yourself i hate everything about it.
Yesterday at 2:52pm · ReportChristina Cauley The douchebags in Canoes, dropping in on waves, suck just as bad as the SUPS....total kooks. Kite boarding is a close second.
Yesterday at 2:57pm · ReportRicho Adams those kooks are worse than rollerbladers
Yesterday at 3:01pm · ReportChristina Cauley Rollerbladers suck so bad! Buncha ass clown fruitbooters.
Yesterday at 3:05pm · ReportRicho Adams sup's should only be allowed in lakes .......and waterfalls
Yesterday at 3:08pm · ReportRobert Hampton another one going straight
Yesterday at 4:03pm · ReportPaul Pugliesi Hell no SUPS wil never be surfers .They should be banned period
Yesterday at 4:29pm · ReportTimmy Edwards Just another Fu$$#$# fad!
Yesterday at 4:47pm · ReportChris Stimpfl one snaked me before....vibed him.
Yesterday at 4:47pm · ReportMatt Rapf We vibed the sea clowns out of the lineup today, and we will continue to do it. The boys are united!
Yesterday at 5:03pm · ReportTimmy Edwards TRUE THAT!
Yesterday at 5:10pm · ReportKieran Magee haha, he's about to pearl
Yesterday at 5:59pm · ReportPaul DeSarno I bet he waxed the bottom too!
Yesterday at 7:37pm · ReportNo Sup he looks like a rugby player....
Yesterday at 7:45pm · ReportSchuyler Harris More like a scruby gayer!
Yesterday at 10:57pm · ReportJoey Lademan GOOD GOD!
Yesterday at 11:40pm · ReportJoe Ewing My take on this is sometimes you have to look to the past to see the future. Pre 70's surfing was done on big heavy surfboards and you had to look like that guy to just to get the board to the beach. Get

kanaka said...

Chuck Sux, you isnt gonna' fool us. Nope, you are Allan Seymour. Welcomne back, Splash, okay.

Mike Dora II said...

No, you don't. I'm the real Allan Seymour.

Miki Doyle said...

Oh yeah, I'm the real Allan Seymour.

David Munoz said...

Yeah, I'm sure.

Lo Lo Klown said...

I've saw that dude at San Onofre trying to get out. He didn't make it out there either.

peanuts larson said...

Heck, I know the authentic Allan Seymour.

puzzled said...

Why does he not wear a Surfmore XM
safety cord.

wayne newton said...

I can't quite believe this.

uncle sam said...

Old 'Nofre celebrates 'Earth Day'
today, Sunday. Free food and refreshments on us.

face in crowd said...

Say goodby to obscurity.

Anonymous said...

What a giant BOOB.

True Story said...

Chuck Patterson wins a brand new SUP in a contest. He paddles around all the time flipping off the surfers. One day the surfers stop him on the beach, they draw a circle in the sand and say "If you step out of that circle, we will destroy your SUP."

Chuck steps out and they pick up hammers and start busting up his new SUP. They look back and Chuck is smiling. They hit the SUP some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your SUP." He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."

Anonymous said...

Criminy sakes. This blog is loaded
with giant boobs.

Blame Laird said...

Chuck Patterson was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later Chuck complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.

"What do you think I've been doing," chuck said, "Shoving them up my ass?"

Redundancy said...

"SUP" and "Surf Disaster" would be an oxymoron.

dan person said...

why are you pricks bustin' on chuck all the time? he is true waterman well versed in mutilple disciplines. he would surf circles around you old long boarders. check out his blog.

Upchuck said...

Chuck Patterson decided to learn to sky dive and took a lesson. Chuck listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

Chuck asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, he asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

clueless said...

'Upchuck', if a tree falls in the forest, if no body's there to hear it does it make a noise.

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