Sunday, May 09, 2010

San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010


Take a laxative or a Pepto or something and than go surfing.

37 comments:

gotta get there said...

What else is new, Doc Ralph.

Big Momma said...

Say, Dr. raplh. Can you please post some picture with your words?

lawyer.com said...

Momma, no he can't.

Anonymous said...

Dr, please tell why mexicans and prius drivers like to go real slow in the fast lane.

M ADD said...

The reason Anon' and Pirus drivers are pokey is they don't want to be involved in a drunk driving accident with an unemployed construction worker with no insurance.

starving actor said...

Doc, hi. How do I get into a surfboard riding commercial. Do you know.

hiccup said...

Dr.Ralph, you suggested taking
ones mom to breakfast because the surf was flatter than a pancake. Well, I did, She got plastered with Mimosas. It was awful. She began screaming and wouldn't shut up. The assisstant manager had to escort her out of the restaursnt. Please keep your suggestions to yourself from now on. Thank you.

E. Coli said...

And thanks to Dr. Ralph, we took mom and grandma to brunch. We all got severe salmonella with the diarereha hitting on the 405. Grandma is still in the ICU and the rest of us are still shitting like a fire hose.

long suffering said...

E.Coli, you are so very, very, fortunate. The entire family dined at the locol San Clemente eatery recommended by last month's Blog. We ate to our hearts content, actually 'til we honest to gawd couldn't eat another bite if our life depended on it. This place is at the south end of town. I, myself, am competly plugged up, constipated, if you will, to the max. Any suggestions San-O Daze members have to get the digestive juices flowing would be a gawd send. Thanks Dr.Ralph.

pee you said...

Dagnabbit, Dr.Ralph, I followed your adice. Took wife, mother in law, Aunt Bess, and Granma, to the mexican restaurant on El Camino. Granma had a rush of the Italian squirts, rushed to the growler. Guess what? The toilet was plugged by an epmployee big time. Granma says it was the most revolting thing she'd ever witnessed. The employee was a male who used the ladies schitter. She thought an animal ha died in there.

Skid Mark said...

Well Doc, we too took your advice. Luckily no one got the squirts (although granny's been fartin up a storm)

Anyway, all I hear from all my buds at the beach was how great it was. 8 to 10 and glassy with no one out was all I heard.

Last time I listen to you.

fed up said...

Dr.Ralph and all followers. I give up San-O Daze. Sorry, but you people done run outta' gas.

Anonymous said...

Putzle has dropped the ball again, Dr Ralph.

anon' phenom said...

Anon' #2,good call, I thought I was the only one who noticed.

stupified said...

Geeze, Dr. Ralph, blown out again by a powerful west wind. Does that SOSC BOD not have a clue. Someone said plant kelp. What are they waiting for?

SOSC BOD said...

Dr Ralph, do you know where we can purchcse some kelp seeds?

KELP KING said...

SOSC BOD, Dr. Ralpph-O has not a clue, but I know. You purchase sea
kelp at 'Kelpy's Kelp Head-quarters'on San Nickolas Island. Hope this helps.

Murphy said...

Study nature,
love nature,
stay close to nature.
It will never fail you.

ichabod crane said...

MURPHY, YOU KEEP POPPING UP LIKR BURNT TOAST.

Anon' #1 said...

It's about time, Puttzle, schitt or get off the pot.

Anonymous said...

May 9, 2010 was last week. Please adjust your call letters and time check. This is your responsibility Dr.Ralph.

Anonymous said...

Doc Ralph is on cruise control again. Putzle please awaken him.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Ralph is asleep at the wheel.

Putzle has lost control big time!

Murphy is way out to lunch.

Sydney and Dingo are gone.

The white man is in prison.

Lasagna is off his meds.

And the rest don't count.

Anonymous said...

Like rats on a sinking ship.

benito mussilini said...

Way down Anon', the only meds pre-scribed for Lasagna is his 7severe uncontroled colon spasms
that are agonizing.

senator claghorn [D] said...

Here's more good news Puttzle, San Onofre is now a sanctuary beach. One no longer be detained in Vista jail for alcohol consumption.

Murphy said...

Faith is the bird that feels the light
when the dawn is still dark.

The 18th said...

"San Onofre Surf Report May13, 2010"

Eddie Mc B. said...

EIGHTEENTH, THERE'S A SWELL ON THE WAY.

A.H itler said...

This is Thursday, Puttzle stuck on
last Sunday. Can you believe it?

truant officer said...

Nope, no hope in dope. Alright?

Dead Air said...

As usual dr. Ralph and Putzle have dropped the ball.

fat boy said...

'AIR', you said a mouthfull.

lt. morehead said...

Due to budget cuts San
Onofre Surf Beach will cloe on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesdays, this summer.

pay up said...

Parking meter people agreed on terms with State of CA to install indestructable parking meters on all sides of dirt road. Meters are promulgated for $1.75 hour. No refunds.

snausage queen said...

Dear Pay Up: I'm a member of the SOSC, must I pay parking meter fees to do a surf at my favorite beach. Thank you in advance.
Hi T-Bird.

herr mueller said...

SS DD. What's going on here anyhow or what. Maybe Dr,Ralph has writer's cramp. There's no way Puttzle will help him out of this mess.

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