Monday, May 31, 2010

ZONE 1 HIGH RADIATION

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Billy, she sure don't sound good does she?

DDonny'Golden Balls' Wilson said...

Man steak does 'Bro 'Moe still trabajando thier?

Anonymous said...

Swine flu. What swine flu? Give us a us a break. We don't need no Swine flu.

Anon' #2 said...

'Moe the Toe' is still at the Atomic Workers union hall.

Anon' #3 said...

Don't forget tomorrow starts 'June Gloom'.

shorrty said...

Hy gang, well the biggest wave on the coast today is a meager 10 inches and holding. It shall get smaller before it gets bigger Tough luck ahead for sure.

No. Calif. reader said...

Crappy surf, west nile virus, swine flu, shark attachs, radiation, wild dogs, rocks, dog poop, screaming tots, etc.


What the Hell kinda place is San Onofre?

tough totems said...

No.Cal Reader: what you see is what you get.

mitch buchanon said...

Monday, incoming tide. Two new attacks this afternoon. One fatality. Nine year old boy on Memorial Day break Tay off canvas.

mitch buchanon said...

Monday, incoming tide. Two new attacks this afternoon. One fatality. Nine year old boy on Memorial Day break Tay off canvas.

hoppy said...

You pick 'em at their peak. Tudor Nuuhiiva.

At Lowers said...

another day in pair of dice! Hah!

anon' #4 said...

HOPPY, Tudor dinero facil.

Anonymous said...

I think Murphy spent a lot of time with Tudor teaching him the crossover and cutback, as well as teaching the younger Tube the secrets of SanO. Now that Tudor and Tube's son are on their own, Murph has turned out the lights and left the building.

fed up said...

Anon'#4, GRTBR.

Dick said...

Hi Dr Ralph, My girlfriend said her ex-boyfriend had a larger than average penis. I’m pretty sure she hasn’t seen many, where does this average come from?

jack crapp said...

What happened yesterday at Four Doors was astonishing. I'd eaten some vines liorice, the it hit me like a ton of bricks. Standing in the middle of the sacred dirt road, I gots a case of the Italian
Squirtz, and you know what that means. The second I felt it I headed straight for Bldg. #4. Too late the doors were locked by teenage smokers. In a moment all I could do was head for the shore break, passing a groggy Sal Geeze, just in time. When I got to the water all hell broke loose. There was crappols all over my lower torso, you know, real messy. It took over 20 minutes to dissolve in the shorebrek. I know ev erybody on the beach recognized my dlimma.

Anonymous said...

Yes Jack, we sure did see you. In fact we immediatly rushed the kids to the ER and the dogs to the vet for shots as they were all frolicking next to you.

That stunk to high heaven, by the way.

Slick said...

Q: Why did Murphy sleep on the beach in Mississippi?

A: Because he wanted to get up oily.

Chuck B arris said...

TA DA!

diane fienstien [D] said...

It's about time SOSC BOD detoxified, delouse, sanitize with Lysole each and every toilet at San Onofre beach before the Swine flu becomes a plague.

puzzled said...

QUESTION PLEASE: Is this April or May?

county health services said...

Take a flamethrower down there an blowtorch that whole depressing situation.

Anonymous said...

Name that beach, win a Van at Capistrano Ford.

I give up said...

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it did.

WW II Vet said...

'Give Up', it ain't gonna' get no better either.

anon' #18 said...

Sydney, you must step up, hit a home run, fast. Maybe, you could do sharks attacking preteens in the tide hole at San Onofre. This blog is like watching the sinking of the 'Titanic', only worser.

Phil Rizzuto said...

#18, like everyone else on this blog, Sydney is in the game without a mitt and doesn't know his ass from 3rd base.

UDT said...

Hiroshima or Nagasaki? Let em all go!

tinker bell said...

Phil honey, I think it should be, "Sydney doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."

Bob Uecker said...

Tink baby.

take it from me, I dont know my ass from 3rd base either.

bob swift said...

Phil, Sidney's ass looks exactly likw a cather's mit.

Get your Red Hots said...

They often refer to his ass as the 7th inning stretch.

moms mabley said...

That's so funny. Sydney's rear end looks just like a gurney face.

the jowl said...

Wallett containing $2,800.00 found at Bldg.#4 yesterday. Please claim
before contents are given to San Onofre Surfing Club.

curious said...

Why do you not publish a photo of this Sydney character so we have an idea why people mock him so?

Anonymous said...

Where the hell is Puttzle. This has gone too far.

Anonymous said...

Photos of Sydney's ass?

Good Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!

ingrown hair said...

How 'bout a photo op of Sydney's big hairy ass uncorking a great big smelly fart. And he yells, 'no corks'. Okay.

golden balls said...

For golly sakes. Everybody wants to be identified as a surfer, don't they.

release me said...

Woe Be Gone

paul boomer said...

This Sunday, Sydney Carton Esq. Jr.
shall give a flatulent exhibition, featuring the blue flame experiance, at dressing room #1 Bldg.#4. No pictures please.

Anonymous said...

Duded fool, this bro sai you'd hava a new background for the weekend. Who went to sleep at the switch, Dr.Ralph.

Poopie Pants said...

Last time Sydney gave the blue flame flatulant exhibition, he shit himself so bad that 32 onlookers got Hepatitis.

poopie pants jr. said...

Please tell me. Is there a fee to attendg the S.Carton Esq. exhibition. Will gas masks be avaiable? Thank you.

Mrs. Carton said...

You do not want to see that. His ass resembles a deep dish pepperoni pizza with matted black hair.

proctologist said...

Mrs.Carton Esq., what a let down.

Anonymous said...

The best part of San-O Daze is the gentleman with that funny looking hat on the oprning page. BTW, might that be Carton Esq.?

a.k.a. said...

This is the same joker writing under anonymous, Shorty, Tough Totems, Sydney Carton Esq., and a bunch of acronyms. Now cut it out.
Put your real name.

lord windanshmeare said...

There's a swell chance Esq. could rupture hisself trying something fancy with them fartz of his.

Blood in Da Sool Revisited said...

Droug Watts said thiers gonnaw B a Massive crod at Doho manana, So he's going to drive with Miki Dorian and Tubestare for da Surfer Stealing event. At'Da Flu'!

siempre fi said...

Toothache/Topanga will not be there. Why? He has bigger fish to fry, that's why.

thumb said...

Please. When's Dingo returning to straighten out this ongoing mess Dr.Ralph's gotten us into?

tallyman said...

Time, 0945. One hundred ten surfers in 'Nofre water, more coming in.

anon' #26 said...

Hark! There are immediate openings
for Surfer's Kneeling volunteers.

andy warhol said...

Everybody gets 15 minutes of fame in their life.

E McB said...

Sann Onofre is steeped in great tradition. If you chose surfing, you picked a winner.

Anonymous said...

Somebody should change the sheets fast.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBUckXxPqU

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBUckXxPqU

city dump said...

Tomorrow, Monday, harbinger day.

Moon Phase