Friday, December 17, 2010

TOP DECK

21 comments:

Lucifer said...

Guess what. Yes, she's shut own again. SOSC BOD still believe the world is flat. Can you believe that? If they sphaulted that silly dirt road it would be wide open today, yep, just like Doheny. Well, what are they waiting for, hell to freeze over?

gidget IV said...

Geezus H., I work my buns off all week ling. I finally get a day off, and Old 'Nofre's shut down. The Ranger says our State wants to pave the road, however, the Club refuses, saying the 'Ghosts of Legends Past' might return and the Surf Club don't want to disappoint them. Can you believe that.

moondog said...

Gidge #4, yes I believe it. Dr.Barney Wilkes, Eddie McBride, Opai, Art Lavagnino, and the rest of them are waiting for the high sign to march back down the dirt road one more tine.

Simon said...

I love the media. Thanks Mr.Lopez for putting this spot on.

Sableau the Prophet said...

This is easily the calm before the storm. Weather station in Santa Barbara issued severe warnings the next ten days. Mark ye well.

Anonymous said...

Orale, huevos! Why ain't the Big Kook in with those two wahinis?

j.t popov said...

bad news san-o shut down for
xmas vacation
rib trader is history
b.k gone to bakerfield with
two ladyboys from brazil
the good news is i just got 13 more months of unemployment

mongoose XVI said...

Attention, Greg "Da Bull" Noll, Hollywood surf movies are make believe. Din't take everything so serious. BTW, how did you get that hiddeous animal's name anyway?

st. john B.osK.o said...

I'm buying champagne brunch for a certain surfing celebrity tomorrow at 'El Torito". Bring your recorder if you wanna talk surf talk. Also bring your camera because this celebrity loves attn.

Anonymous said...

Murphy tried to drive big blue around Pam's truck at the kiosk and the poop hit the fan. He may be facing felony charges. I thought he was just kidding around, but she went by the book and drew down on him. He tried to talk his way out, and eventually he did, but I thought he was going to spend some time in jail. That's probably it for him. His big return crushed.

John 'Koonhya' Boozer said...

Who is the celebrity? Gordon Duane the Compton Cabinetmaker?

king of diamonds said...

Orale cunado, who's the big time celebrity gonna' be at El Torito,
Bob Larson. Haw, that's hillarious.

synonomous VII said...

It's raining cats & dogs. The unpaved mud road must remain closed through X-Mass at least.

Hoodwinked said...

It keeps raining and raining. The unpaved dirt road at 'Nofre gets sloppier and sloppier. Does nobody in the San Onofre Surfing Club notice this. The State will pay to pave the mudhole so visitors can drive right in as they do at Doheny State Beach. What is wrong with that Club. Can't anyone step up to the plate and hit a home run and save that beach. It will be closed through the end of 2010. Can you believe that?

Super, Schnabel said...

This is worse news yet. Bldg. #1
crapper exploded sending raw sewege over the dirt road and into the ocean. It smells to high heaven. The State sent the work crews home. There is nobody available to clean the mess. Bldg. #4 could be next to go. All hell is breaking loose.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the barricades are up while they repair Bldg. #1 damage.

survey dept. said...

O', for chrissake, this is awful. That beach isn't owned by the Surfing Club. They think it is, but ask them to present the deed. They can't do it. Why, because they don't own that beach.

beach captain said...

Oh, yes we do Mr.Survey Dept. Ever since Doctor Baeney Wilkes signed the lease agreement with Camp Pendelton it's been ours.

Douglas Dowden Harding IV said...

The club owns it fair and square and I have a copy of the deed.

How do you like them apples?

lady goo goo said...

DDH IV, one bad apple spoils the whole barrel. How's that grab you?

At The Beach said...

Do any of you care about these 2 dumb cunts?

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