NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Carton Esq., is that Kieffer by any chanbce?
O, for gawd's sake. Why do you pull these silly stunts on us anyways.
There's a Club Contest at San Onofre and the judges are lookingfor coffeeand doughnuts. Get with it boys, someone's future is at stake.
"Legend's of San Onofre" Surf Encyclopedia on sale at Craig's van today only.
Legends are made on the beach not in the water.
I was there when someone asked, "Woul one of you judges want a doughnut?". Judge Steve replied, "Yes, I have one".
I went down there, but thet sold out.
Did someone say doughnuts?
RIP San Onofre Surf Club 1952--2010.
Will there be a paddle out for the club?
Matt, we're glad you asked. There will be a paddle out for the Club's demise. It will begin at Bldg.#4 this Friday prior to our pancake breakfast.
It's Finger Mill Jim.Did I win free tickets to the Pancake breakfast on Firday?
Well sorta, F.M Jim. Actually it's 2 waffles smothered in syrup with loads of butter and all the link sasusasge you can eat.p.s.Free coffee
Why for you never strum da' kine Haw'n tune?
I thought it was "D**k Head Dave", but I see now that it is an index finger.
'Confused', whatever became of 'Dickhead Dave' anyways?
Unfortunatly, San Onofre lost another old timer this week due dto a massive heart attack, killing 62 year old Edward McBride IIV. Ignoring doctor's orders, McBride fell victim to a massive coronary oclusion as family an friends stood in the sand watching him pass away..
What the heck was that old man doing in the water anyways?
Dr.Welby, not long before his final days with us he vowed on a local TV show appearing with two cronies he would surf 'till he died. Sadly, his dream came true. There will be no paddle-out, instead he will be buried on the Ave. of Whispering Clouds at Forestt Lawn, Westminister. Instead of flowers please make donations to Rightsliders Foundation San Clemente CA to 'Right
Why are so many folks croaking at San Onofre this year? Since July 2011 it's been a death a week.
A death week? Try a death a day! They remove the corpses after 10.
hey you got any butter
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