MOST POODLES ARE GAY!

By "The Very Straight" Dingo

A new study has confirmed what many people have long suspected, most male poodles are gay!
"The meticulous grooming and sassy outfits favored by most poodles have always made people suspicious," explains Dr. Ralph, a sociologist who directed the three-year study of canine sexuality.

Interestingly, the study found that over 75 percent of male poodles are homosexual, while only three percent of female poodles are lesbians. These findings have led many to wonder if male poodles are born gay or if they become gay due to their environment.