Monday, June 27, 2005

Murphy has a cousin in Paris named Montague who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dingo, you should be ashamed of your goddamn yourself for for using Price is Right warm up material. Apply for the Gong Show,
PUHLEEZE!

Lonnie said...

OY!

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