Sunday, April 30, 2006

AMERICANS


Unless you're family tree has names like Black Hawk in them. We are all descendants of illegal immigrants.

10 comments:

thrown out of england said...

Dear Drralph, our ancestors were not illegal immigrates, they were simply "Politically Exempt"! (thanx dingo)

American said...

Our ancestors could not have been illegal immigrants, simple because when they were sent here from England as "Immigrants" there were no laws, no states, no borders, and no "Constitution" or "Bill of Rights" and the key word here is "SENT HERE"!

Anonymous said...

My distant family helped your family out when they got off the boat, more than a 1/4 less than a 1/2.

Key word is LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NO WET BACKS ALLOWED.

EL CANEJO

Dingo said...

My ancestors were LEGAL IMMIGRANTS as can be seen at Ellis island. They were given the proper documentation and paperwork upon arrival, unlike those of today that do not do it legally!

proud american said...

Aw horseshitt,simpatico ralph, a day without mexicans is like a day without cancer. go to La Siesta, order a #4 special, pendejo.

Fact Checker said...

Legal means you followed the rules, illegal means you did not!

Australopithicus Africanus said...

Just because one is white in America does not mean that ones ancestors owned slaves. Because one is of Mexican ancestory does not mean they were illegal. The oldest forms of human life originated in Africa. Those with the name of Black Hawk or a facimile thereof migrated from other places.

BOTTOM LINE: today this is the United States of America. You can migrate here legally or (unfortunatly) illegally. Nothing in the past matters!

illegal activist said...

YOU POOR BASTARDS JUST DON'T GET IT.

NeoN said...

Teaching Math In 1950: A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970: A logger sells a truckload of logs for $100. His cost of production is $80.
Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980: A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes?(There are no wronganswers.)

Teaching Math In 2005: Un maderero vende una camiĆ³n de la madera para $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80.
¿Cuantos trabajadores gringos pierden sus empleos?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to choke you till you shit your pants, then make you eat it, my forefathers would jack off in their boots, just so the flies would get your mother pregnant.

Moon Phase