NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
There shall be several candlelight vigils tonight in San Clemente showing solidarity for Mexican illegals. If you are a general contracter who hires undocumented you must attend.
THE ILLEGALS SHOULD REALLY SHOW US THAT THEY MEAN BUSINESS AND GO BACK TO MEXICO AND STAY THERE.THE U.S. CAN IMMIGRATE MANY FOLKS LEGALLY WHO WANT TO WORK FOR A FAIR WAGE.EL CANEJO
Rabbit, you are wise beyond your years.Don't forget the candle light vigil tonight.
GANADA AMIGO!!AVE DEL MAR IT IS, AT THE PIER BOWL JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
Shut up.I'm trying to concentrate on washing off the wet back.
LEAVE THE WHETA ALONE AMIGO, THE WHETA, SHE IS MINE!!!
Oyez, juevos. You mean wisa instead of wheta. I think you do.
Dear President Bush:I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements.I know you can help with this.I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting thefollowing:1. Free medical care for my entire family.2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.3. All government forms need to be printed in English.4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.Thank you so much for your kind help.Sincerely,David M. Bresnahan
David,that's one of the best responses I've heard yet. Would that we could!!!
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