Friday, November 10, 2006

New sign at Trail 6


master baits said...

I guess anonymous was caught once to often behind the bushes, so they posted this sign. (As if he even had something to play with!)

sweet-n-low said...

Rumor has it anonymous was caught by a innocent pedestrian whom over heard him screaming profanities at someone. While carefully approaching the horrific screaming. Our witness saw what appeared to be a man holding a magnifying glass in one hand and tweezers in the other. Yelling at an ant, "how can I find my pecker if you keep blocking my view."

My question is though, after such a complex search how does he keep his tweezers warm. After all we all know what happens to even the largest men once his pecker hits the cold.

Poof, it's gone for good. :(

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