Thursday, November 30, 2006

Condom Explodes, Dingo missing.

A former strip club waitress was sentenced Wednesday to five years of supervised release after she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening letters and flammable material, including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture, court documents said.

The documents said Wednesday Addams, 49, of San Clemente Ca, mailed the condoms to a television station, strip clubs where she had worked and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men.This week, she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening communications and a violation of injurious articles as nonmailable. Apparently one of the condoms exploded, no damage or injury occurred. This may explain the absence of Dingo, he may be suffering fear factor. Addams told investigators she did not think they would explode.

Recently appointed U.S. District Judge Sydney Carton sentenced Addams to the supervised release with conditions, including not contacting victims, receiving mental health counseling and treatment, performing 500 hours of community service and refraining from alcohol.


14 comments:

sally field said...

Dingo missing from blog.
No outrageous attacks on Dr. Ralph.
No outrageous attacks on firemen.
Coincidence?

Concerned Citizen said...

Could her incarceration be why we haven't heard from Miss Adams? Now that she's been released, is Dr. Ralph still safe? Only time will tell.

puttzle said...

Judge Carton?

daily reader said...

That is pretty funny sheeite Doc.

Capt. Creem said...

Typical sniveling waitress, a professional dancer would never do that!

twilight zone said...

Does this then take us back to the belief that we all exist only in the mind of Puttzle?

puttzle said...

Whew, finally someone has a clue!

Single Mother said...

Puttzle, I believe.. I believe..
So in this existence can I be rich?

Capt. Creem said...

Yes single mother you can be rich but you better be hot because I don't hire ugly strippers.

puttzle said...

Shut up, Captain.

Single Mother, you can be anything you want.

The Joker said...

Puttzle don't be rude, you must be tired or maybe you got cut-0ff by a gondolier.

puttzle said...

My apologies. I was/am neither tired nor reeling from getting cut off by a gonzolier...mainly because I haven't been in the water!

Single Mother said...

Puttzle

You don't have to apologize for defending a woman. What Captain Creem said was very rude an insulting. I can't speak for all women but I for one like a man that's willing to defend a woman's honor.

P.S. Hey creem, As HOT as the day is long pal.

puttzle said...

I guess I did not succeed in conveying sarcasm in my apology, which was fully intended.

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