Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Dingo may turn Exploding Condom into Profit.

I have just learned that original reports on Dingo's well being were inaccurate. When the condom he was wearing at the time exploded, he suffered damage to his urethral sphincter. This required casting of the area. A spray on plaster cast was applied, to demobilize the penis. While convalescing at his home in San Clemente an idea was born, he thought why not a spray on condom? Dingo said the product is aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Dingo's team (spray-it on-dude) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Dingo said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.

Dingo hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some $20 as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly $10, he said.

Dingo said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plaster cast he is now wearing.


Amigo Beagle said...

What a dick.

sweet-n-low said...

First of all, if the woman knows what she's doing. There won't be enough blood circulating to his brain for it to be an awkward moment.

Second of all, if his condom slips off on a regular basis. She needs to find another man. Because he either has no control over himself or his timing, or his dick is just plain to small. Size does matter gentleman , it's a fact.

Last but not least, I'd rather watch a naked man stumbling over getting his condom on rather than watching him stick his dick in a can for 5 seconds.

Not to say his idea won't make money, just not with the heterosexual consumers. But if he ever comes up with a way to spray it on early allowing the latex to "grow" with the elevating mood. Than let me know, I'll be more than happy to test it out for him. But instead of different colors,
concentrate more on different "flavors"

wrong orifice said...

Note to self:
Sweet-N-Low does like the penis inserted into the can.

recording the minutes said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Never heard that one!

Since anonymous was so kind to make a note to himself he won't have to repeat the same old thing.

Moving on, does anyone have anything "new" to contribute?

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