Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Dingo may turn Exploding Condom into Profit - Part 2

I thought that you had a winner of a wiener (wiener is the correct German spelling) idea there Dingo, so I did a quick patent search and discovered that Dr. Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun, Jr. patented a spray on condom in 1973.

Wernher Jr. was the son of Dr. Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun , Sr. You may recall that the senior von Braun was the German scientist who led their rocket development program throughout World War II, and who later was secretly brought to the United States by the American government through the top secret program originally known as Operation Overcast, later known as Operation Paperclip.

Young Wernher's invention was called the "Version Two Pocket Sprayer," also known under it's abbreviated name, which because of a typographical error in the patent application substituting an "R" for the "P" in Pocket, became the "V-2 Rocket."

He's pictured here with the spay can, which came with an attachable cord allowing it to be worn around the neck, or elsewhere for the appropriately endowed. The woman in the picture was his secretary, Helga Fannykuchen, inventor of the plastic watch crystal protector she is wearing, which was also doubled patented as an IUD. Helga later returned to Germany and married Dr. Hans Klum and had a daughter, Heidi. Helga became a multi-millionaire off the royalties from her invention, having licensed it to both Swatch and Paragard.

Also, as an aside, it was Dr. Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun, Jr. and Helga Fannykuchen who are credited with being the first to have had their passport photos taken in the nude, some years before John Lennon and Yoko Ono unsuccessfully attempt to do the same with their passports. Dr. von Braun, Jr. and Helga were famous, or infamous, depending on one's view, for submitting nude pictures of themselves displaying their inventions to fulfill that part of patent application requiring a photograph of the invention. This picture comes from the actual patent application for the V-2 Rocket (Note: The actual picture wasn't pixelated to obscure the Dr's private parts).

Von Braun Jr.'s spraying process seems to be different from yours, having only one nozzle and does not involve inserting the penis into a can, so we may be able to get a patent on your multiple nozzle and can insertion method. Marketing your product, which requires that the man insert his penis in the can for spray application might be difficult, but I did read a study of San Francisco residents reflecting that five out of six men preferred inserting their penis into the can, so maybe there is a hole population of men already interested in your product.


sweet-n-low said...

Thank you Sydney Carton, Esq. I've waited patiently for this day to come. Full male frontal, very nice!!

But I just read it for the articles... :)

puttzle said...

Sorry to rain on your parade, sweet-n-low, but somebody had to, so it might as well be me.

sweet-n-low said...

Sydney you're out, Puttzle you're now my new best friend. Thank you Soooo Much :)

You didn't rain on my parade by any means. I actually invited some of my friends to watch the parade.

Good Morning to me. :)

not brainy enough? said...

What language are you people speaking?

What is up?
Syd's posting mentions photo, but there is no photo.
Sweet says she likes photo, but there is no photo.
Puttzle says he is raining on parade? Huh?
Then sweet says no probelm cuz she invited friends and then wishes herself good morning?
Am I supposed to be taking drugs to be reading here?

sweet-n-low said...

I didn't even realize you had removed the photo. hahahahaha

I guess it's a good thing that I kept a copy for myself. It's all good though, you can still be my new best friend.


puttzle said...


Sydney posts naked man. Sweet-n-low likes, and says so. Puttzle removes said photo, thus the rain on parade comment.

I kind of figured you may have kept a copy sweet-n-low, nbf.

Naked Butt Fuck? said...

What does "nbf" mean?

sweet-n-low said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Loving it.... :)

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