Friday, February 02, 2007


This morning the Mayor busted an illegal alien at San Onofre. The Mayor and Osifer K were watching the waves when this Mexican with his pastic bag lunch came walking up the beach from the south, he then crossed in front of the two and walked past the Mayors camper and crossed the road and went up the hill-side and crawled into the bushes to hide and sleep. The Mayor called Ranger P and she in turn called the Border Patrol who came down to look. As the Mayor was talking to Ranger P and the Border patrol the Mexican stood up in the bushes and was called down by Ranger P and the the Border patrolman who began to search him before cuffing him and taking him away! Chalk one up for the good guys! Oh! and by-the-way we have a new fire-ring at the Point!!!!


Dingo said...

Great job Mayor! Only 20 million more to go!

Campean & Ramos said...

So your the guy that got Rusty deported!

anothertrueamerican said...

Its about time the mayor got that FIRE-RING for the crew. And by-the-way mayor, nice job on the illegal, you seem to be the only one with any balls down there!

puttzle said...

You JUST got a new fire-ring?!? There wasn't one when I left a year and a half ago...


While on the subject of illegal immigration, this 'true' story comes to mind.
On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothlly?"

"That is easy," the Queen replied. "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent?" he inquired.

"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send in Tony Blair." The Queen asked the Prime Minister: "Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"

Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."

"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."

So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?"

Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as No Child Must Be Left Behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?"

"Yes," said President Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Mr. Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff. He asked them the riddle. After much discussion and many suggestions, none of the staff members had a satisfactory answer. Karl Rove was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.

As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"

"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."

"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!"

As the sun set slowly in the West, Mr. Rove went to the Oval Office and said to President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"

"No, you idiot!" shouted President Bush. "The child was Tony Blair!"

kimo kuhio said...

wake up that was no mexican
that was one of the hawaiian surf
club members

Anonymous said...

Great riddle, Mr.Big Kook.

murphy said...

That was an awesome riddle! LOL

not a point local said...

Ata says it takes balls to call a ranger on a wetback?!! We used to bound them in astrodeck and roll'em down the cliff. Kinda like a screamin taquito.

fabio nunez said...

why don't you pendejos get off our back? You are now in our country. Wake up and smell the choriso.

Hal C. Onn said...

Oh yes Fabio, We are very aware this is your country. We can tell by the growing amount of garbage and graffiti adorning our neighborhoods. That accordian in your ranch music is also a tell-tale sign that all is not well here. Too bad you savages don't know a good thing when you see one. Take your flag and use it to clean up after yourselves.

Jim Gilchrist said...

Ranger Pam shot the illegal in the ass as he went for a weapon. The illegal also had a ton of drugs. Now Ranger Pam and the Mayor are each going to prison for 12 years and the illegal (who retained Sydney Cartoon as council)and was given immunity is suing the state for $5 Million!

gumshoe said...

Esquire Cartoon takes any and all cases, especially ones where drugs are involved.

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