Thursday, February 08, 2007

One afternoon Sydney Carton, Esq. was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," Sydney said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," Sydeny replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," Sydney answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to Sydney and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." Sydeny replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, puhleez! What's going on here, anyways?

LONG AND BLACK said...

I've seen Cartoon in his limo.

Denny Crane said...

Sydney has been in the VA hosptial for over a month now.

in-sano-t said...

In an attempt to expand my conciousness, I am going to read neons blog, he has many theories I'd like to delve in further.

BLACK HELICOPTER FOIL HAT NUTBALL said...

See NeoN for the latest on Anna Nicole's murder!

Dr. Ralph said...

Denny, having been to the V.A. Hospital my self for a brief visit, I hope you are not serious. I would not wish that on anyone.

Dr. Laura said...

Cartoon esq. has actually been committed to Bellevue Mental for some much needed evaluation.

I know said...

Sydney really is in the hospital.

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