Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip while searching for Osama Bin Laden.
They set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip while searching for Osama Bin Laden.
They set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
What a Chain-ee.
Dick, you and Sherlock are hired, this stuff is great.
Reverend Lou, I've seen better heads on a dick.
Poop Deck, Hermosa is now a $20,000,000.00 condo. Howard Bugbee thanks you.
Puttzle: Please remove this image. You know why.
Sydney Esq., they're poking fun at you. Y doesn't look like that at all.
Anon'#5, it's a dead ringer. Sy looks just like Ayatollah bin Laden's head.
Rabbi, you owe Sydney Carton Esq. an apology. He does not resemble Ayatollah bin Laden's head.
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