Thursday, January 21, 2010

DIANE KIVLIN

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to Munoz?

Anonymous said...

I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The Town council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday...

ABBA ZABBA said...

Little Mason was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Mason replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Mason answered, "No... he minded his own fucking business!!"

young buck said...

Right on Litt'l Mason!

film addict said...

I kept looking for the dirt road.

blessed clean hairless monkey said...

Riveting. I am going to order this on netflick right away so I can see how this storyline works out.

Anonymous said...

Monkey, help. What's the difference between a storyline and a storyboard?

hoggerfield said...

Now come on, can you imagine doing a nose tweak or a pinky drag with all your cronies lined up on an asphalt strip pissin an grinnin and yellin for more? There's Dirt for a reason old boy, Roll in it.

Victor Vasarely said...

Hoggerfeldt , you are a poet and a voice for the "New Romantics". We are looking forward to your lecture at the J.Paul Spaghetti if she endures the deluge.

Anonymous said...

Hoggerfield, you are so correct. I feel the candlelight vigil should be held in case Doctor Barney Wilkes, Pappy Proctor, Burrhead, Buddy Morrisey, Eddie McBride, and all those dead people have somewere to wallow in self pity when they asphalt mud pit road, which is on permenant lockdown.

Anonymous said...

I burnt my feet on the hot black asphalt at Doheny. I have filed a class action lawsuit against the State and Obama for 37 billion. If you want in, contact Dowldin, Dowldin, Seymour, and Dowldin.

Anonymous said...

Anon #4, you must alwats wear slaps when you visit Doheny State Park. What's wrong with you anyhow.

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Darryl Chew said...

I know a guy who was mauled by a pit bull while he was rinsing the sewage off his Infinity surfboard after surfing second spot.His ear and sinus infection were the least of his problems.

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