I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The Town council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday...
Little Mason was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Mason replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Mason answered, "No... he minded his own fucking business!!"
Now come on, can you imagine doing a nose tweak or a pinky drag with all your cronies lined up on an asphalt strip pissin an grinnin and yellin for more? There's Dirt for a reason old boy, Roll in it.
Hoggerfeldt , you are a poet and a voice for the "New Romantics". We are looking forward to your lecture at the J.Paul Spaghetti if she endures the deluge.
Hoggerfield, you are so correct. I feel the candlelight vigil should be held in case Doctor Barney Wilkes, Pappy Proctor, Burrhead, Buddy Morrisey, Eddie McBride, and all those dead people have somewere to wallow in self pity when they asphalt mud pit road, which is on permenant lockdown.
I burnt my feet on the hot black asphalt at Doheny. I have filed a class action lawsuit against the State and Obama for 37 billion. If you want in, contact Dowldin, Dowldin, Seymour, and Dowldin.
I know a guy who was mauled by a pit bull while he was rinsing the sewage off his Infinity surfboard after surfing second spot.His ear and sinus infection were the least of his problems.
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I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The Town council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday...
Little Mason was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Mason replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Mason answered, "No... he minded his own fucking business!!"
Right on Litt'l Mason!
I kept looking for the dirt road.
Riveting. I am going to order this on netflick right away so I can see how this storyline works out.
Monkey, help. What's the difference between a storyline and a storyboard?
Now come on, can you imagine doing a nose tweak or a pinky drag with all your cronies lined up on an asphalt strip pissin an grinnin and yellin for more? There's Dirt for a reason old boy, Roll in it.
Hoggerfeldt , you are a poet and a voice for the "New Romantics". We are looking forward to your lecture at the J.Paul Spaghetti if she endures the deluge.
Hoggerfield, you are so correct. I feel the candlelight vigil should be held in case Doctor Barney Wilkes, Pappy Proctor, Burrhead, Buddy Morrisey, Eddie McBride, and all those dead people have somewere to wallow in self pity when they asphalt mud pit road, which is on permenant lockdown.
I burnt my feet on the hot black asphalt at Doheny. I have filed a class action lawsuit against the State and Obama for 37 billion. If you want in, contact Dowldin, Dowldin, Seymour, and Dowldin.
Anon #4, you must alwats wear slaps when you visit Doheny State Park. What's wrong with you anyhow.
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I know a guy who was mauled by a pit bull while he was rinsing the sewage off his Infinity surfboard after surfing second spot.His ear and sinus infection were the least of his problems.
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