Thursday, October 19, 2006

News Wagon

10 comments:

Emily Post said...

Finally, something on this blog in good taste. Bravo

fisherman said...

Hello Sydney.

Chuck Bukowski said...

why thats a black man leaning against that cart,tell him to get back to work!

Otis Randolph Puttzle, Publisher said...

San-O Daze: Equal opportunity employer.

Dr. Butts said...

About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

puttzle said...

Dr. Butts, quit talking schitt.

Otis Randolph Puttzle. At least you spelt 'puttzle' correctly, thanks for that. I have however, not authorized the use of my name.

Susan said...

I like your old photos Sydney.

Anonymous said...

I figured it out. Sydney was the photographer of these pictures. That's why he's never seen at SanO. He's too old to laeve the old folks home.

Sam the Sham said...

That's a manure wagon. Sydney's spreading shit again

Sidney Poitier said...

I never heard of a Black man named Sydney. I named my daughter "Sydney."

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