Monday, October 27, 2008

There once was a surfer of class...Who had a bad case of the gas...He lifted one cheek, and attempted the sneak...And got a brown stain on his ass...

Looks like somebody left their skivvy's on the dumpster. But something is amiss....

Lets move in for a closer inspection...
Now thats just not right!

12 comments:

explosive diarrehea said...

Wondeful!

A new low for San-O Daze!

squatter's rights said...

There once was a rabbi
From Keats who could
Circumcise very neat
But on the Passover
They kicked his ass over
He was selling the
Clippings for meat

Bill Stewart said...

I was at the beach that day and I am sorry that I left those there. I was drinking at the "Trader" all morning long and by the time I waited through the line I just could not hold on. The accident happened in my van but I put my shorts up there just to air them out. Sorry.

okie boy said...

You ain't alone Billy Boy, I always have that problem.

william shakespear said...

A fart is such a useful thing
it brings you lots of ease
it warms the bed on winter nights
and suffocates the fleas.

Toll Road Tony said...

Oh yeah, The Trader was spit'n out that day. B.K. and Jetty Eddy were the sole survivors.Once again J.T. pulled it off,he should work for the NTRA.I saw Stewie win the first race with the Firemen and that was all she wrote. I'm suprised he made it all the way to the beach.

what I ate for dinner said...

with all the hair and what looks like straw in that load, I want to know what bill stewart was eating..

underwear 3 for a $10 at walmart said...

Good question W.I.A.F.D.

We must find out what sort of diet Mr. Stewart is on. From the looks of things, he needs to cut back on the fiber!

actual real commenter! said...

Dingo, you are Johnny on the spot!
Nice work!

Anonymous said...

That reminds me, whatever happened to Hall of Famer, Henry Ford?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Henry Ford, did this kicky Blog read the OCR cover story of Mr.
Four Doors, Sheriff Bob. Hes a wonderful guy. I can't understand why they pay so much attention to that awful, Murphy

Bill Stewart said...

As I said , I was drinking at "The Trader" during the Breeders Cup races. I had 4 hotdogs and a coupla pitchers, that's it. I ate a boatload of pot brownies the night before though.

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