Friday, October 03, 2008

Stock Market values based on todays market

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then recycled the aluminum cans, you would have $214.00 today.

Based on the above, the best current investment is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg!

4 comments:

please clarify said...

Is that with the California redemption value or just the plain aluminum weight rate?

dumpster diver said...

Can I buy stock in BK? I could get RICH!

Anonymous said...

just saying said...
Didja notice the dislike and contempt for Murphy even when he disquised himself as someone else?

10/02/2008 9:01 AM

Anonymous said...

no.



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