NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Bless you, Dingo for getting that lout with his meaty nickname off San-O Daze page. For me he's a huge butt-in-ski if you know what I mean,and I know you do.
Hey now, when's Puttzle gonna' return and add some dignity to this once historical Blog?
Blalah, that twist with the broom is 'Dirty Gertie'. Where you get that photo anyway?
Dirty Gertie? Funny, I just read a book called "One Thousand White Women" and there was a character named Dirty Gertie. Coincidence? I think not!
Well sir, now appearing in Surfer Journal is a piece titled "Buttercup Milk Truck" by 'Bruce Savage'. His next piece is the 'Surfless Summer of San Onofre' in which 'Dirty Gertie' is one of the six nubile maidens assigned to transport 'Hammerhead's' paddleboard to the sandstone bluff's summit for the sacrifice.
I used to have a pal who could make up the lamest excuses for not going surfing that you can imagine. The late great Murphy. This dude was amazing. The tide was too high or too low, the wind was wrong, the water was too warm or cold, too many or not enough people out, he forgot his wax or his rash guard. On and on and on. My favorite was when he actually told me one morning that the surf was too good. I had to call him out on that one. His claim was that it was too big and perfect and he was a longboarder and it was unmakeable on a longboard. I had to drag him into the water by his hair that day. I loved that guy.
That is too cool Corky, but the sanofabitch can really surf. I just saw him leaving trails, must have been too bumpy.
Does anyone know if Murphy surfs any more? Or maybe he's just too far gone.
AP - Pot-smoking patients or their sanctioned suppliers should not be targeted for federal prosecution in states that allow medical marijuana, prosecutors were told Monday in a new policy memo issued by the Justice Department.
All California State Parks to institute a complete smoking ban as of 1/1/10.
Well, if the're allowing drugs, at the point, I just might start coming back down again.
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