Sunday, October 25, 2009

Dog Patch to Annex the Point


this just in, evidently the powers to be at San Onofre are finally fed up with the goings on at the Point. Multiply complaints by beachgoers to the rangers and lifeguards, prompted an investigation into the allegations. Sources closed to the investigation stated that most of the complaints were true, especially the use of illegal substances. Even though there is no Point, The Point will now be known as Dog Patch North as members of the Dog Patch crew will now be patrolling the maintaining order of The Point.

23 comments:

Nancy Pelosi said...

I have always harbored a severe dislike of those right winged conservative bums at the Point, especially their so-called leader, a one Mr. Puttzle I believe his name is. Well I will offer my full suport to my Dog Patch constituents and offer them both finacial and physical support. They are my people.

Aunt Salami said...

Ms.Pelosi, tell it like it are.
Peace, sister.

Anonymous said...

Thank the Lord, they finally have fresh stuff, not that huge wave baloney they be slicing off.

Nancy Pelosi said...

It is nice to know that I have this much support on this blog and to think I thought you were all Barry Goldwater knock off's.

Anonymous said...

We love our Nancy. So should you.

[Anon'#2]

KMMFA said...

Nancy, don't you mean the so-called wanna-be leader of the Point? Now we know why Murphy left. Murphy was spotted driving by the Point un-noticed by most and hanging at Dog Patch incognito. Fats is right-on, there ain't no Point without Murhpy.

Anonymous said...

KMMFA, IS INCOGNITO ANYWHERE CLOSE TO COMUNICADO?

Dr. Ralph said...

Basically everyone at the so called point are all good Jo's.
Lifestyles and habits change as time goes on for some, for others it does not.
I have been a regular there sense the mid 70's excluding the last couple of years. Habits did change for me and I do not expect everyone to follow. I just find some of those old habits annoying these days.
Mecca as it has been referred to in years past has always been known as the area of Sano where all the hooligans hang out.
I expect to banged on for this so go ahead I am wearing my armor.

UNCLE KNOCKWURST said...

Dr.Ralph, who dreams these inane nicknames Mecca, Point, Four Door's,
Old Man's, Dogpatch, any others that folk want to dream up to be associated with the pulse of surfing.
For Nofre regulars they feel they are on the inside looking out.
"Bro, what say we go down and surf the Wall".

Dr. Ralph said...

Every now and then the wall gets really good.

Anonymous said...

To some, Doctor, Old Nofre gets really good, however, when was the last time you saw an honest to goodness curl at that place?

[ANON'#4]

mountain oyster said...

There is too a point. I not only saw it but I heard guys say they saw the point.

Anonymous said...

The good ol' days at the point with the 3 wise-men. Things happened with great parties and unigue characters ruling the beach.

Fast forward to 2009. You got your Puttzle, Murphy, Poolboy, Garagedoorboy, etc. It resembles a de-tox clinic that failed miserably. Clearly the end is near.

Dr. Ralph said...

Anon #5. The three wise men did not hang out at the point.
They were south of the showers and so on.

enough already said...

I don't know why you bag on the point guys as much as you do. There are some great surfers and surfing legends that come from there and they out weigh the other riff-raff that hang there. Every spot has the're scondrels and ruff-necks, the're complainers and the're do-gooders. Its so easy to judge by what you read, you need to see for yourself and remember this,"don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see"! If you still feel the need to bag on someone, try OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Murphy!

Anonymous said...

Say 'Enough Already', Name one bona-fide legend from the Point and I'll KYMFFA. Okay.

Nancy Pelosi said...

why that tall, thin native boy with the long silver hair they call David is a legend I was told. He signed the hood of my car when I was there last and loaned me a B&H menthol cigarette.

Murphy said...

Well, personally I just adore Rich Chew. He signed my left butt cheek.

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Anonymous said...

Thats nothin, Murphy left a bruise on Chews right butt cheek.

CONFUSED said...

Anonymous #8, I thought those were called hickies.

puttzle said...

I am flattered that some would call me a "leader" at the "point". That is laughable at best. Obviously someone who is trying to stir up trouble and rile me up! Not gonna happen! I just hang there and like that wave, that's about it. Have a great day!

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