Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Ersatzline 012

23 comments:

Jack LaLane said...

Exercises to relieve constipation?

Murphy said...

Sydney Carton Esq. Jr. III, ET AL INC. CORP. AD INFINITUM, LOCAL 329 AFL/CIO Praise the Lord you gots that addlepated Tubes and his stupid
pouring gravel on our dirt road off San-O Daze. We are so tired of his aimless ramblings that your post is a breath of fresh air, believe you me. Jack LaLane should be thankful he's not broke, hungry, and costipated like me.

Anonymous said...

Heard from a reliable source that said his mothers sisters brothers cousins boyfriend knows some one who heard that their friend said that Murphy may show at San Onofre wednesday. Maybe he too has just been constipated.

Anonymous said...

Take this to the bank. Murohy will will be a no show, no call. Period. End of report!

Múrphy said...

LOL!

Dr. Murphy said...

Only Murphy would show up when it's blown out, rainy, and with the road closed due to mud.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that read "TOO MUDDY"?

Murphy said...

Above Anon', I wouldn't be concerned with 'too muddy' as I would be with your 'due too' rather than "because of". You get the picture I hope.

Anonymous said...

You my friend are too assuming too think that I made the comment stating it was 'due to mud'. I am not Dr. Murphy, and I don't have an attitude problem, JERK!

Anonymous said...

Too Murphy 1, 2 and 3, stop trying too make people think your Murphy. We all know he's gone from this blog. You can't pull the rashguard over our eyes.

2 Murphy said...

Your all a bunch of jerks, and so what if I'm anonymous!

Múrphy said...

I am not Murphy.
I am Múrphy.
I look different
and my name is spelled differently.

Murphee said...

I am Murphy and I don't no how to spell right or wrong, so the're!

Murphy said...

Sydney Carton Esq. Jr. III, I wear an
Ersatzline truss to keep my bulge in.
How long you been ruptured? Is it a double or a single burst. I used to go to the municipal plunge but folks just stared at my handicap. I also have a club-foot, and I'm hammertoe.
Good luck Sydney, we're praying for you.

Dr. Harry S. Scrotum said...

I work at a behavioral home for mentally insane people that have committed crimes. While breaking up a fight between two patients, one of them, Murphy, grabbed my balls as hard as he could for like 5 seconds. I had to spend the next 8 hours in the hospital and get an ultrasound done on my goods.

murphy said...

You gotta lot of balls to be saying that!

Captain Murphy said...

San Onofre State Beach — On October 9, 2009 Murphy was surfing at Trail 6.' It was 11:00 AM. Murphy reported the following; “I was just taking off on a wave, laying prone on my board and paddling with my lower legs positioned perpendicular to my board/prone position, I heard the wave breaking behind me and was about to stand up when all of a sudden, I felt what I would say is a very hard ‘kick' to my lower left leg shin. At first I thought I was being hit by someone else's board. I proceeded to stand up and looked back, no one else in the place I was hit and no other board, also no one else on the wave. I looked at my leg and it was bleeding. After the ride was over, I paddled back out, looking for any debris and to see if anybody out there thought they may have hit me or if I may have 'dropped in' on somebody I did not see coming. No, nobody felt like that was the case for them or anyone they saw. I sat out there for a few minutes and my leg continued to bleed and I am now noticing a piece of ‘flesh' hanging out of the wound. I paddled in and wash it off and asked if anybody on shore saw anything. I ended up going to the emergency room at the hospital in San Clemente where they gave me 4 stitches.” Please report any shark sighting, encounter, or attack to the Shark Research Committee.

Murphy said...

Capt. Murphy, you're damn fortunate to be alive. That was the same Great White and her daughter that's living off SONGS. Did you have the presence of mind to note how deep the water?

Anonymous said...

Murphy showed up at San Onofre to try and get a job working on the paving projrct. They told him no! When he asked why, they told him that like Obama he wasn't qualified to do any job, so they made him the project forman.

bagnanymous said...

Murph, you need to get yourself back on this blog. The fake Murphy ain't worth baggin on!

Múrphy said...

Ow. That hurt.

bamboozled said...

Anon' #7, he lied on his application. How, you ask. He claimed he was public works director for a large metropolitan city. But, East Bakersfield is not a 'large metropolitin city. He was the dumpers assisstant, a common raker.

fiddflesticks said...

Why is that fellow swinging his leg to and fro not wearing any underwear?

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