Thursday, October 29, 2009

DOGPATCH

6 comments:

Lord Elroylange said...

Jesus H. Christ!

Slow news day or what?

Dr. Ralph said...

And the point to that was what?

YIKES!!!

Lord Fauntleroy said...

How much do you old pelicans pay to get these daily blog reports?

YIKES!!!

Anonymous said...

BK into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter."

"You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips."

"This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

"A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

BK, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . You started it."

Anonymous said...

Anon', are you saying BK didn't get the position. If not, what was his excuse.

[anon2]

Anonymous said...

If they were Black they might have rhythm.

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