Sunday, October 04, 2009

LINE CUTTER GETS SHOT!

Exclusive San-O Daze video of the aftermath of the line cutting incident. Witnesses reported that a late model Escalade with 6 Soft Tops on the roof decided that he was too important to wait in line with everyone else and made an attempt to cut the line as it began to move at 6AM this morning. Several shots were fired hitting at least one subject, presumably the Escalade driver. Edison Security and Park Rangers immediatley cordoned off the area resulting in a massive traffic jam and forcing the closure of the beach. No arrests have been made, but a person of interest has been held for questioning.

9 comments:

cadet ranger said...

Oh my gawd. I pray the shooting victim wasn't our Sydney Carton Esq.
He said he was to go there to meet
an old time surfing chum whom he hadn''t seen sinc previous times. If you can verify Carton's safety, please for chrissake post an encourageing message here on San-O Daze.

Anonymous said...

Carton Esq. Jr. 3rd is being held at the Vista jail for questioning.

BIG KOOK said...

Bro, tell him to bring me a pack of Camel's. I in cell block #9.He can't miss it, there's a riot going on

I don't wait in line for no one said...

We can only hope that Sidney Carton esq. was the one shot.

Dr. Logic said...

Its possible he shot himself, was arrested, and then hired himself to represent himself.

little whiskey said...

LOGIC, YOU RIGHT, AND HE DRINK IT ALL HISSELF

Anonymous said...

Here's what happened. Sydney Carton Esq. is a member of the Minutemen on assigngment in San Diego County. He was shot and nearly killed on an assualt by a maurading Latino escapee from the Ensenada jail. Believe me, he is lucky to be alive.

Murf the Surf said...

Sydney will be in surgery until 4:30 p.m. tomorrow at the earliest.

louis farrikan jr. said...

There are brothers who will donat their ear to Sydney if necessary.

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