Thursday, February 25, 2010

BIG BROTHER


When it comes to working for the DOD, ( Dept. of Def. ) there are a lot of perks that come along with that. There are also some down sides to the job, like my little on board friend shown in the attached photo taken from inside my GOV,
( Government Authorized Vehicle) . This is my on board surveillance camera monitored by GIS,
( Government Information Service ) this little guy can tell if you are on I-5 or if you are going to fast, and no you can not put tape over the lens.
Seem like a small price to pay and I already know how to get around the I-5 thing.
By the way the only reason I would need the 5 would be to get back to the office for lunch or quit-in time.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you need to know how fast you're going, ask Putzel. He's an expert at speed control, and he is sorely missed. Nobody yells at trolls kicking up dust any more and the whole beach has become a drag strip since he quit.

Anonymous said...

Oh, for gawd's sake. I quit.

[anon'#2]

Anonymous said...

Obama made me put one in my toilet.

Bad Taste said...

-Why do firemen wear red suspenders?


-So their bodies can be easily found and brought back to loved ones if they are caught in a fire.

SANO homeless said...

d a lunch break, but I don't. You failed to mention yor gas credit card, be thankful you don't resort to the siphon hose. I will pray for you.

Missing Contributors said...

First goes Murphy.

Now gone are Sydney and the 2 broads.

Whats going on over there anyway Puttzle? What have you done?

Anonymous said...

SANO homeless, I shall pray for him. I know who he is. He's the SANO guy who makes a fortune throwing surfing contest then instead of givng cash prizes he gives wooden salad bowls as prizes.
No, it's not Luton.

[anon'4]

a spade's a spade said...

Missing Contributors: You get what you pay for.

Anonymous said...

'Missing Contributor', Puttzle has not a clue what he is doing. Sadly, he appears to be spaced out.

Anonymous said...

And speaking of Puttzle, where has he been?

Anonymous said...

Doc:

I always pick my nose when I drive. Often times I eat what I excavate. Would that camera see all of that?

testile said...

Anon'#7, you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose.

eyewitness said...

"SODOMIZED"
On the San Onofre surf beach in broad daylight. Yesterday in front of Bldg.#4. It was horrible. All those homeless beach bums laughed during the entry.

observer said...

I saw the whole thing go down.It was dressing room #2. The device was a huge black dildo that looked like it could cause serious damage, but the fellow took it quite well.

Anonymous said...

pretzle: WITFAY?

FINAL SAY said...

Anonymous #8, Puttzle is out to lunch. GR2BR.

puttzle said...

It is true, Sydney and Wednesday have left the building. Happy?

anon' said...

Guess what. 0708 she's shut do wn again, Parking where where dirt road ends in on the asphalt covered area. Sorry, have a nice day. BTW, Doheny, drive right in.

program director said...

Puttzle, the answer is no, however, Syd can be seen on 'Far
Better Things', a wonderful page.

Anonymous said...

Doheney shut down til further notice as is San Onofre. Tsunami on the way, head for high ground or suffer the consequences.

ponytail said...

Anon'#10,head for Sea World and play with the whales. Alright.

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