NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
If those two guys with ballcaps reversed knew how stupid they look they wouldn't wear them. Aren't they a little old for that, ese?
Rev, why are all those guys transfixed by that deceased turtle monster?
I know which one is Tubesteak, but which one is Puttzle?
Little San-O Dazer answers the door in his dad's silk bathrobe, smoking a cigar with a glass of brandy in his hand."Are your parents home?" Asked the man.Little San-O Dazer takes the cigar from his mouth, blows out the smoke, sips the brandy and replies "What the f**k do you think?!?"
Thank you for asking. Puttzle is the one on the left, a dead ringer for Dingo. TUBESTEAK/MALIBU is trapped under the Lagerfield monster.
G-d bless Tubesteak for saving all the others.I feel like something should be done to honor him least his selfless act is forgotten to future generations. Any thoughts?
Scott, a wonderful idea. What would please Tubes is the asphalting of that isipid eysore of a dit road. For some unexplained reason those San Onofreiates feel all the dead guys will return, they don't want to fail the retunees. The Surf Club is planning a Independance Day cleberation with members dressed as their favorite old guy, like Barney Wilkes, Benny Merril, EddieMcBride, Art Beard, Jack White. Art Lavagnino, Opai, and the whole gang. I am going as the 'unidentified surfer'.
Scott, how about a nice bbq with whole chickens butterflied, some nice slow cooked brisket,I'm talkin alot not a little. Some Kielbasa,bratwurst and hot-links. Then some potato salad and cole slaw, I mean alot of it,no baby portions. Maybe some nice bread, not corn bread,maybe some rye and sourdough. And some nice and crisp chilled,no not chilled,cold iceberg lettuce salad, and I mean alot of it. And soda yeah diet cokes. Scott, do you think he would like that?
Don't forget Keyhole and Joe O'Sullivan or Hevs.
I'm coming back to the dit road.
Don, why? Why in heck would you do that. San Onofre's antiquated dirt road is like the highway to hell. Stay off it, update your decal.
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