Thursday, February 04, 2010



Anonymous said...

Whad he say?

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Anonymous said...

What time is low tide please.


Michael Phlatulance said...

But I loved RIVER DANCE!

The Answer Man said...

Low tide is at 6:37 PM PST;
and as additional information, it will be a 1.35 foot tide.

Keep reaching for the stars!

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A good looking, man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want
to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the
right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood ,
you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not
disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for will NEVER go
far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will
HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left
the agent's office.


The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him
$50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with
my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in
Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I
thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name.
I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a
token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice..

Dick van Dyke

Anonymous said...

'Hot Chick Riding', that is so very true. wanted to be a 2nd AD, the DGA said change your name. My new title is Ben Dover. Good luck this year.

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UH, OH, SAN ONOFRE BANKRUPT. All passes null and void until further notice. No refunds.


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