Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Dear blog Monitor

"Whoever wrote the ten commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept but they can be understood."
In response to you're resent comment to my post. Have you only three commandments?
Because I am a southern gentleman I will afford you the opportunity to defend you're remarks.
Perhaps we can discuss this matter in a gentlemanly way in chambers.
Forgive me if I have been vexatious, but do not try to take away one of my rights.
Am I insulting you? Yes. Am I challenging you? I think not, that is until my glove meets the side of you're face.


Anonymous said...

Wow, talk about silly! Choose your battles more wisely sir.

Merium Webster said...

Why use a big word when you can use a diminutive one?

The blog monitor said...

Dr. Ralph,

Lesson 1: Use spellcheck

Lesson 2: Never challenge a one-legged man to a race.

Lesson 3: vexatious - adj.
a. Causing or creating vexation; annoying.
b. Full of annoyance or distress; harassed.
c. Intended to vex or annoy.

Da Dog said...

Hey! Bolg monitor, why don't you go monitor the illegal immigrants coming into this country. You sound like a real geek to me. This is not your blog its ours, and we don't need no monitors. You worry about spell check, you should worry more about smell check, you stink!

Fact Checker said...

Hey I like Blog monitor! He seems to know his stuff!

The blog monitor said...

Dr. Da Dog,

Lesson 1: Check your facts.

Lesson 2: I am all-seeing, all-knowing in the blogworld, especially this one.

Lesson 3: Geeks are good.

And as a bonus, just for you:

Lesson 4: Sticks and stones may break my bones but being vexatious towards me will never hurt me.


Michael Jackson said...

We never grow up do we!

Von said...

Vex seems to be the problem? Vy don't you two nice boys hug and make up? Get some vigorous, vet surfing in.

The Monitor Monitor said...

Is your real name "VON BROWNHOLE"?

Anonymous said...

Oy vay!

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