Thursday, May 25, 2006

A surfer, on his way home from San Onofre, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual". He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Vicente Fox is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says hes upset about the US threatening to strengthen its borders and crack down on illegals. So we're taking up a collection for him". The surfer asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies "About 40 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

3 comments:

pri said...

Oh, my gawd, that's hillarious.

comrdy dtore said...

DING, YOU ARE SUCH A RIOT!

puttzle said...

Good one, Dinger.

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