Friday, May 26, 2006

Drralph is walking along a beach at The Point when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. Drralph makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing Drralph knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $1,000 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.

9 comments:

concerned said...

Oh no I had a appointment with the good DR. later today. I cant believe he is dead

Close friend said...

Yes,he will be long remembered.

other said...

Moral of the story: Don't be greedy.

Southern Man said...

Help me understand why he wanted a neck tie.

worried said...

Has anyone seen Murphy?

Quint said...

He wasn't with Dr. Ralph, was he?

William Hung said...

I thought it might have been Murphy who was hung, but his wife said otherwise!

Sweet-N-Low said...

I too knew the good dr well, and he will be missed. But we must all move on and put this terrible loss behind us. Since I have paid my undying respect to the loss of drralph I need to know something of extreme importance. Who is going to host his poker parties? I think I speak for all of us fat chicks. We need a place to party, so I ask again. It's Saturday night and I want to play!!!!

yenta said...

Hook up with McDreamy.

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