Stress Reins At Holiday Gatherings

Memorable Picture

Because I am often seen taking pictures at San Onofre, people I don't even know ask me to take a picture of them surfing. I usually reply with something like "Well, do something memorable and I'll take a picture."

Rare Alignment

In a rare alignment, the crescent moon, and the planets Venus, center, and Jupiter shine above at my house in the south western twilight-sky, in this Nov. 28, 2008 photo, in San Clemente, Ca.

Thanksgiving at Rincon

Unfortunately, the photo is NOT of this Thanksgiving. Sad to report it's only about 2 foot but the weather is perfect. Big swell coming in on Sunday. Had to come up here since San-O is closed down till next week.

A LOOK AT PUTTZELS CAR

Migrating Penguins (90 seconds)

San-O Wine Rack

Accepting Orders For Christmas

Murphy's Pool Party

Excellent use of the flip-flops Murphy !!

Wow!

That was a classic sunset tonight!

Science Fair

HOLD IT! I THINK I HEAR THE GUINNESS TRUCK COMING! arg arg arg

WHALE STORY

BAD MOVE

I'll bet the original core of riders at "Mavericks" don't like this.

And I know you know who they are.

Revised rules at marine sanctuaries allow tow-in surfing at Mavericks

DON"T YOU WISH YOU HAD SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO RIDE!

San-O Sign Language

I have tried this multiple times on female Talegalites and with surprising results.

I Do Find It More Crowded Of Late

Point Crew Launches Protest

Can you name these butts from the Point?

Some Kook

I mean really, who shows up at Old Mans with a shortboard?

The Rubber Hits The Road

I WONDER WHAT THE "INERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES" (IHOP) THINKS ABOUT THIS PLACE?

Old Macs Never Die

2 girls 1 pup! arg arg arg

Tandem surfing has really "GONE TO THE DOGS"!

It is time to pay the piper, shotzy has several bets out on obamas election, and now it's time to collect. it's an "obamanation" just as I had forecast.

Just A Sweet Girl Who Needs A Day At The Beach With Her Uncle

Please be nice to my niece when she comes to San Onofre Surf Beach next Sunday. She’s a sweet girl inside. She has had some problems, but my brother assures me that decapitating and burning her Barbie dolls is a normal rite of passage, though the fire did get out of hand.

The Fire Marshall was exaggerating when he said she drenched half the house in gasoline. Five rooms isn't really half, and they were mostly just the rooms with people in them. The claim that she tied up the whole family with wire while they slept, so that they would burn in the fire, is also untrue. First of all, Grandma was not home at the time, and she is very much part of the family, though she does have her own condo across town where she sleeps.

Secondly, several of them were tied up with extension cords, and while I would agree that there is wire in an extension cord, I think that the difference is important.

Thirdly, if she truly wanted to kill them, she could have done so when she slipped sleeping pills into their evening dinner. I mean really, what was the point? Are we really to believe that she drugged them just so she could tie them up, and she carefully calculated the correct dosage so that they would be awake in morning when she set the house afire; all so that they would be conscious when they were burned alive? That's absurd. If she were that clever, she would have simply given them all a fatal overdose and been done with it. What she told the doctors is just some fantasy.

The blood tests of the family are not reliable. Look that the LAPD and O.J. Simpson. They contaminated the blood in that case. It was proven. I don't think we can believe blood tests that show that all the family members in the house ingested the same pills. And how can they really tell that it was mixed in the food? The same lab tested the leftover food! For all I know the whole lab is contaminated with sleeping pills, so that everything that they test shows signs of sleeping pills.

Really, I just want you to be nice to her. She has just had some issues to deal with. You can read about this normal rite of passage, including how such hatred and violence are normal in a study by the University of Bath.

MAY I PRESENT TO YOU "PUPPZLE"! arg arg arg

Just About Says It All

First they ban "ALCOHOL", now they want to ban "SMOKING" at San Onofre!

Two Cups, One . . No, It's One Cup . . Wait . . Two Girls . . Ah, One . . No, Two . . . Never Mind

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A LIFE TIME OF SUCCESS! arg arg arg

At age 4 success is.....not peeing in your pants
At age 12 success is...having friends
At age 17 success is...having a drivers license
At age 35 success is...having money
At age 50 success is...having money
At age 70 success is...having a drivers license
At age 75 success is...having friends
At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

TO MANY PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE THIS!

Cave of Crystals discovered 1,000 feet below Mexican desert

Click on the image for a larger view. It looks a bit like a set from the movie First Men In The Moon. Story here.

TO ALL WHO ARE SERVING AND TO THOSE WHO HAVE SERVED: THANK YOU!

New Obama Fitty Cent Bill

This will replace the old, heavy half dollar coin. Should be out soon.

San-O Home Improvement Tip No. 337

Upgrade your light switch covers. It's simple and inexpensive.

NEW SIGNS PUT UP BY THE POWER PLANT BECAUSE OF THE COMPLAINTS BY THE SECURITY GUARDS THAT PEOPLE WAITING IN LINE ARE INTERUPTING THEIR NAPS!

CONGRATULATIONS BONGA PERKINS! 2008 OXBOW PRO WORLD LONGBOARD TOUR CHAMPION!

Sorry big fella, maybe we can go to another state and get married! arg arg arg

TO BE PREPARED IS A GOOD THING

I spent this week in my armory and on the firing rang.

All systems are go!

Sorry for the mix-up, this is the repeat that should have been posted yesterday!

The OxPros Were Ripping Today!

Took these this morning.

THIS IS WHAT I FOUND WHEN I PULLED UP LATE TO THE GATE THIS MORNING!

The Ox-Bow really packed them in yesterday! arg arg arg

Working on his form with his coach at the Ox-Bow before his heat!

I'm Always Amazed When I See A Picture Like This That No One Thought It Was Too Risky

Of course, the guys who hired the models probably figured that if things go bad, the video will be worth a fortune and customers will line up for blocks to see the show that includes the tiger(s) that went crazy, bit the model(s), etc.

The ox-bow pre-contest party at old mans was a great success judging by the left-overs! Of course there was no alcohol allowed! arg arg arg

Now We Can Go To San Onofre

SOSC BOD has officially re-named Dog Patch, it will now be called Black's Beach. Free admission to those on welfare or holding a FEMA card.

The Ox-Bow shuttle-bus to start running tomorrow!

Get There Early!

The shuttle for the Oxbow was packed this morning.