NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Friday, April 17, 2009
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the road at San Onofre with one foot on the road and one foot on the log. A ranger pulls up and says, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "ranger, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the ranger. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunk says, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled!