Thursday, April 16, 2009


WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK: Puttzle was shopping at the local supermarket where he selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb can of coffee A 1 lb package of bacon he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' Puttzle was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by the inebriated gentleman's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status. Curiosity getting the better of him, he said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.


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