Tuesday, April 21, 2009


A couple of blonde men (lets just call them anonymous & anonymous) in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-two's."The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you? "The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.""All right said the clerk. How long do you need them?"The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


Anonymous said...

That was funnier than murphys jokes, but you still havea lot of work to catch anonymous

jack Murphy said...

That really would have been funnier had they both been named Murphy.

Anonymous said...

The Italian word for "mixed" or "mixture." For example, fritto misto means "mixed fry" and refers to a dish that includes various pieces of meat, fish, vegetables and murphy, all of which are dipped in batter and

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