Sunday, April 19, 2009

Have one on me

Murphy checks himself into a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch Murphy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what Murphy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. So he turned to Murphy and said, "I don't hear anything."To which Murphy replied, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"


Anonymous said...

Mysto George, tell Murphy to get an empty drinking glass, invert it against the wall, apply his ear against the flat end, not the open (mouth)--he'll hear something that's for sure. Okay, however, like everything in life, except death and taxes, there's no guarantee.

Anonymous said...

Why does everyone pick on murphy?

Anonymous said...

Anon' #2, ask the 'Coasters'.


Anonymous said...

Anything to do with Murphy is always about how he's fighting 'mental health', or he's in a emergency care center.


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