Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,014 - "We shall fight on the beaches"

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, for Lord's sake. We thought this was a surfing Blog, and Sydney Jr. Esq. has turned it into the drama hour. What's next?

[knx]

Bea Arthur said...

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
And you're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's

That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on Maude.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Maude, right on PCH.



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Anonymous said...

Ijust returned from San Onofre fighting from the trenches. Things don't look good. mSan Onofre is winning.

Dr. Ralph said...

Everything is ready.
Just waiting for the bread.

The magic number is 14.

Anonymous said...

Dr.Ralph, you mean like two weeks?

NEIGHBOR ED said...

Question please. Why doesn't Sy Esq. do tributes to Doug Watts, Terry Beard, Al Gee, and all SOSC notables who deserve the recognition? Thank you.

Haystack Calhoun said...

we are all such common folk in the shadow of Sir Sydney Esq.

The voice over even sounded like El Tuberoo after a couple of jugs of Bali Hai.

Henny Youngman said...

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Anonymous said...

Haystack, thanks for the encouragement. I, too, felt the same after guzzling 'mo plenny'
Page Pink Ripple. YOWZAH!

Al Coholic said...

Rumor has it that BK got himself another alcohol ticket this week.
Anyone know for sure?

Anonymous said...

Al, big time. Three strikes in effect. Sad but true.

Bill W said...

Bk, we always have a empty chair waitin for you.

Anonymous said...

The word on the street is that park rangers descended on #4 and busted the entire lot of them. Cleverly disquised beers were poured out and tickets written.

GOOD GUYS said...

Anon' #7, it's about time they collard that sorry lot. I say good riddance to bad rubbish.

Anonymous said...

If it's of value I have Al Gee, Terry Beard, F.Henry Ford, Officer Bob, Ex-Ranger Assistant, Bob Larson, Doug Watts, Mark 'Big Kook' Reynolds, Paul Carter, Leonard, and Leonard's bros, Dogpatch free-loaders, and that other guy.

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Anonymous said...

Yep, all their email addresses.

EDDIE said...

It's true Tubes is loved and cherished up and down the coast.

Anonymous said...

"One if by land, two if by sea!"

Dr. Ralph said...

When asked if Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA.
Paul Pierce said:" I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself."
I know this has nothing to do with post
But it really chaps my hide. Arguably Kobe may or may not be, but Paul Pierce sure as hell is not.

pHucK mE said...

this ain't Jim Rome's Jungle for gawd sakes. But besides that, Shaq should of snapped that little phuckers(Kobe) neck at center court when he had the chance.

Dr. Ralph said...

pHucK. Shack has nothing to do with this.

pHuck off.

Black Snake said...

Will you boys leave football out of this!

clyde the glide said...

Phi Slamma Jamma

Hugh Johnson said...

Hey where the white women at?

Anonymous said...

Anon', they in front of the at.

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The White Women said...

Once you go black, you never go back!

EDDIE said...

SAY WHAT?

Anonymous said...

All these damn tributes to Tube and Murphy's out there crying in his cornflakes.

HOWARD said...

Get your brand new Point surf parka.

$599.99

See me at the beach.

Anonymous said...

Anon' #11, Murphy must realize life is tough at the top.

Melano said...

I must say, Eddie, that you are the darkest negro that I ever done seen!

TUBESTALE said...

If they ban the 241 Expressway how'r we supposed to get to the beach anways.

the albino said...

Melano, he sure is. Kinda like 'blacker than the ace of spades'.

Anonymous said...

They returned from San Onofre minutes ago. Mark 'Big Kook' Reynolds has been under suveilance since 0600 today, Friday. This is the fourth time this week he was apprehendad. Looks like Summer 2009 in Castiac with all the vato locos.

Kit Snedeker said...

You got Moe and Bk IN A CAR, WHO'S DRIVING?.........tHE pOLICE

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