Friday, April 17, 2009
Hymn #365! A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I hadAll the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, heSaid, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'Sermon complete, he sat down.The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Posted by Lonnie at 8:13 AM