Monday, April 20, 2009

ENLIGHTENING

Murphy went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called Murphys wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."Murphys wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

10 comments:

TA DA said...

Mysto George, you got yourself a '10'.

Pete said...

Repeat (from the comments section)

The Beaner said...

Jose and Murphy are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Murphy begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Murphy says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Murphy's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to Support.' "What's wrong with that?" Murphy asks.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" "Alright, what does your sign say?" It reads, 'I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.'

insomniac said...

I found San-O Daze yesterday. I ain't slept a wink in twelve years. Thank gawd it put me to sleep. Bless all of you.

Murphy's wife said...

Last night Murphy took a dump in the fridge right on top of my leftover tuna caserole.

Anonymous said...

Murphy's wife, is there anyway you can post a photo of yourself on SANODAZE. Maybe, you're the problem and not the solution for Murphy.

Anonymous said...

The woman must be a saint to put up with his crapping in the fridge and all.

Anonymous said...

not an original thought in the entire group, good gawd!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon'#3, why so many
exclamation points. !!!!!!!!!!! It's like one no is enough. Why do you kepe pounding
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! key. What you had to say was meaningless. Why the over-kill. I don't get it. Does
anyone?

Galloping Gourmet said...

That sad part is that murphy reheated the caserole the next day and ate it.

He told his wife it tasted like shit!

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