NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
He is bovine
Have you seen Murphy? Maybe he is in Mexico? Look for him there.
I'm on it!
Wherever Murphy is, they can have him!
Where does the Legend of Murphy begin, when does his Myth interlope. He is compelling, he commands respect and attention. Can he be viewed at beach San Onofre. What days, what time. He us a trendsetter.
A fairy tale with a happy ending Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end
'Ferry Tail Guy', I hear you loud and clear.
Murphy was diagnosed with chronic irrtable bowel syndrome and cannot be more than 5 seconds away from the shitter. We'll never see him again.
Maybe he'll move in next door to you so he can be close to the shit house.
Wes Fart, you must encourage Murphy to set an appointment immediatly.IBS is the leading cause of death of a person his age.If he sees me he has ten years, if not maybe the end of this year. Caccer is to be taken serious, especially irratable colon/bowel syndrome. We are in the pages.
Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
If you get to Onofre an d wait in line it'll be worth it. Today, Saturday is liver soup day. They have another 50lb. bull liver to be prepared at the Point where you first drive into Onofre. it'll start early, it has to simmer all day to bring out the flavor. For you purists it will be skinned and deveined. No charge for club members. Others .25 bowl.
Sounds like BK's liver.
Anon', BK's liver would be better served as a door stop or a paper weight.
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