Wednesday, July 01, 2009

A TRUE STORY

The Three Dwarfs: One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking tea and having crumpets.The first midget says to the other two, "You know, I think I have the smallest hands in the world." He continues, "And I think I should go down the Guinness Book or World Records and try to get in the book!"The second midget replies with, "You know, now that you mention it, I probably have the smallest feet in the world. I think I'll go with you and try to get into the record book, too!"The third midget joins in with, "I'm going too because I think I have the smallest penis in the world. Let's go!"So the midgets set off to the offices of the Guinness Book of World Records. When they arrive, the first midget is called in and is gone for awhile. Finally he comes out very excited. "I made it! They measured my hands, and sure enough they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the record book!!"The second midget is called in, and soon he comes out very excited. "I made it too! They measured my feet and sure enough, they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the record book, too!!"The third midget goes in, is gone a very long time, so long that his friends became concerned. Finally he appears with a rather forlorn look on his face"What's the matter his friends asked. The third midget responds with "Who the hell is FATS FLANNIGHAN?!?!!"

12 comments:

The Gidge said...

Why boy midgets, don't they got mo girl midgets.

Anonymous said...

Murphy, its not as though your joke isn't funny...

Its your delivery!

uncle saul said...

Anon', are you sure it's not timing.

Fred Travalino said...

Yes, his timing is off too.

Perhaps he should practice in front of the mirror, the wife, the kids, Puttzle...

After years of dedicated practice, then and only then should he post jokes to the blog.

Anonymous said...

Over by Boy's Town in Nebraska.

Anonymous said...

You must not believe anything you read, and only half of what you actually see.

Anonymous said...

Is a 'tiny midget' redundant?

Anonymous said...

If you want to see it, you're going to need a magnifying glass.

AARP said...

Anybody who remembers Barrymore did film and boards must be a seasoned surfer, for sure. That was way back in the late 50's before Walt Phillips.

Fats Flannighan said...

Murphy, Murphy, Murphy, why must you still fight with an unloaded weapon.

Anonymous said...

Fats, sorru for the intrusion. but AARP should correct hisself. Barrymore made films in 1961 AD. Warren Miller, from San Onofre, preceeded him, but not by much. Sorry, AARP.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous now I'm sorry but, Warren Miller was from Hermosa Beach. His production studio was and could still be, just up the street from Becker Surfboards on Pier Ave.

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