Friday, July 31, 2009

SURGERY...SAN ONOFRE STYLE.

Smash toe into rock at low tide and break the nail...


Take girlfriends good scissors and roach clip found at The Point....


Carefully remove the broken half of the toe nail...



Get close-up photo for the sake of posterity (and lawyer)...


And a job well done!




11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That ain't schitt. I know a goy on that beach whose foot looks excactly like a sack of peanuts.

blue foot guy said...

KMMFA! you presume to make light of others infirmities?

Anonymous said...

'Glue Foot Guy', KMMFA calls it like it is. He says if you have an infirmity you should seek medical help rather than vent you feelings on San-
O Daze.

Dr. Butthole said...

I saw Murphy remove and cotorize his own hemorrhoid one day.

No pain killer and a rusty knife.

BUNG HOLE said...

Dr.Butthole, I find this hard to believe. What you describe Murphy doing is like closing one eye and farting.

Heyfal said...

Hell, in Tijuana for $25 you can get both your teeth fixed and that toenail glued back on!

MR. SUMBITCH said...

I'm from AZ. There ain't no difference from San Onofre beach with their unpaved road than the people at Colorado River.

Anonymous said...

Nuttin' wrong wit dat toe. Stop sniveling, suck it in. Pain is an essential part of life.

MORTICIAN said...

That feller' with the bum toe looks like Bob Kieffer.

SOSC BOD said...

Bro, what happened to Kiefer, is he still alive?

in the no said...

That is not Kiefer in the picture, it's CRV Rick. Kiefer is alive and well, at least as of a couple of days ago.

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