Friday, July 03, 2009

Tubesteak Says: People Who Wait In Line To Get In Line (No. 600,001)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sidney Carton Esq. I will not leave this computer center because I dont want to miss your Tubesteak report. Viola, today it arrives, all I get is dead air, and you know what that is, don't you. The 'Wait in Line Bit' will not blay. Are you doing this to mess wit' our heads. Please advise ASAP.

Anonymous said...

Sidney Carton Esq. I will not leave this computer center because I dont want to miss your Tubesteak report. Viola, today it arrives, all I get is dead air, and you know what that is, don't you. The 'Wait in Line Bit' will not blay. Are you doing this to mess wit' our heads. Please advise ASAP.

SHIP OF FOOLS said...

What the hell is Esq. doing messing wit' our heads. There ain't no sound, there ain't no video, what's gping on here anyways

Not Funny said...

Waiting in a huge line to get into San Onofre, Murphy suddenly started massaging the back Sydney who was in front of him. Surprised, Sydney turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"

"Well," said Murphy, "you see, I'm a masseuse and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help myself.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Sydney replied. "Im a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

Anonymous said...

This is the stupidest post I've ever seen. There is no line waiting to get in another line. This post is a line of shit! You should be on "WHATS MY LINE"!

bobby may said...

Is that a trail 6 joke?

Murphy and Sydney said...

We need 10,000 of those shirts, 5000 in size large and 5000 in size medium. Please deliver to us at the Point on July 11, 2009. COD.

YOU ARE AN IDOT ANONYMOUS! said...

I am sitting in line on the dirt road on the bluff right now, and when I get through this line, I get to get in the line on the asphalt at the kiosk to get in to the beach, to then sit in line on that dirt road for a parking space at the point . . . and there is a point.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE AN IDIOT ANON, aside of those addlepates at the northern end of the beach prove it there is no point, jetty, inlet, or whatever you freaks dream about. You can't, there is no point. People like you believe the world is flat, and the moon is made out green cheese, don't you?

Ross Perot said...

I like charts.

Anonymous said...

Ross, Joey Cabell opened the First Chart House somewhere, who was his partner when he opened the second by Wind & Sea.

LOADED GUN said...

Sy and Murph, are you aware you qulify for the Legend's 40 percent
Legend's discount. Free shipping included. Wearig a shirt you will be allowed to avoid that hideous line filld with beach hoi-poloi.

fellow graduate said...

Loaded Gun:

You are one of the few who know not to say "the" in front of "hoi-poloi" because the translation includes that article.

God bless your knowledge.

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU AN IDIOT, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP EARLY WITH THE REST OF THE REGULARS AND BE IN ONLY ONE LINE EARLY ENOUGH TO GET YOUR PARKING SPOT. LIKE THEY SAY "IF YOU SNOOZE,YOU LOOSE"!

YOU ARE AN IDOT ANONYMOUS! said...

because I'm in the circle of "winners" shown on the chart, and they don't wait in line, you idot!

Anonymous said...

So how many lines a day do you do?

not anonymous said...

The winners circle looks more like a BROWNHOLE to me.

There is no point said...

Calm down now, Murphy. Writing in capital letters will only raise your blood pressure.

Just relax.

Anonymous said...

'Fellow Graduate', ion this bloh'Gun' should've instead of hoi-poloi, used hoite-toity. How's by you?.

STAND BACK said...

When will the video show I'm staying home from San Onofre waiting for it. What's up woith this San-O Daze blog. For the last few months it's been terribly murky.

anonyminity said...

Hi everybody, especialy Carton Esq. is the Tube's about waiting in line at Surf Beach archieved, if not why not?

Anonymous said...

Hello. I fu;;y concur with Messrs Carton Esq. and Tubes. San Onofre has no right to cause an injustice such as a waiting line merely to go to the beach. It is totaly and irrevokably unnacceptablr. Surfboard addicts at the north end of the insipid dirt road refuse to park in an orderly fashion. This area, they prefer it be identified as the point If you are detained in the by-pass line you can thank the regulars. Thanj you.
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severe hypertension said...

I'v bee waiting in this confounded line since 0720It won't move. They have a volunteer Park Aide who refuses to move or budge. A four wheel drive Tundra just came out and told the Aide there are loads of parking spots available. The Aide says he's acting on orders given by the Club, who apparantly annexed the Surf Beach. It looks as if the State has caved in to the SOSC BOD, of which Sal Geeze us a long time member in good standing.

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