Saturday, July 04, 2009

HAVE A SAFE 4th OF JULY! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


32 comments:

Orale Ese said...

Viva Mexico!

Anonymous said...

'Orale', should you not say "arriba Mexico"? Just curious.

papa oom mow mow said...

I don't care about drinking ruled at the beach, I need one right now a triple in a small glass. It's the fourth and nothing vetter than a 5th on the 4th. Right BK?

Anonymous said...

ORALE ASSHOLE,If mexico is so great, why are you sneaking illegally into the USA? If you're not coming here to be an American, don't come here! And by the way FUCK MEXICO, this is not cinco de mayo and FUCK YOU TOO!

barack HUSSEIN obama said...

this will be the last year
for any 4th of july celebration
while i`m the prez.

ei pendejo grande said...

Anon' #2, you da' man.

BIG HELYN said...

My country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Let freedom ring...

boy jesus said...

Murphy, guess what. I'm drunk again. Happy New Year to you.

Anonymous said...

God bless you Murph, and may the good Lord have mercy on your soul.

[23rd Psalm]

Orale Ese said...

Anonymous #2 Murphy: Please calm down or you will have a stroke!

The 4th of July is going the way of the dinosaur. We will only be celebrating Cinco De Mayo from here on out!

Viva Mexico!

el puerco said...

Orale Ese, phuque you Murphy, and the whole lot of you pendejo interlopers.
Alright, okay.

murphy said...

Orale Ese if you point your finger at the wrong dog, you get it bit off.

Rufus said...

You all know who Steve Lehman is, Esq. does. He's the one coining the phrase, "Can't we all just get along." Say what, his office represented Rodney in the Simi Valley pinata case. Okay, let's just get along, please.

Anonymous said...

Rodney deserved the beating, just as he did being re-arrested several times afterwards. How stupid can one guy be? He made a fool of our justice system the same way O.J. did and now the illegals are doing it. Wake up America.

African Tuxedo said...

Anon' #4 maybe you should wake up, and smell the chorizo. he and Freddy Helm deserved thar whupping. I'm heading for the liqour store to buy a couple of Old English
800's 40 oz.

GUMBO said...

Say Tuxedo, why don't you remember 'Pooh' Richards?
Rotney was told to exit the Hundai, but couldn't figure how to unhook the seat belt. You didn't know that, did you?

judge ito said...

Hey Gumbo, do you remember guzzling 8 Balls. I do.

GOOD SNIFF said...

Lance, with a 151o floater. What say you.

Anonymous said...

If you guys were as interested in surfing as you are in being racists, this blog would be so much better.

Anonymous said...

I am not a racist, I hate everyone equally! And I don't have an attitude problem, jerk!

Drunk and Irish said...

Murphy walks into a bar and orders a beer. While he's waiting, he notices two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The bartender returns, sees Murphy looking at the meat and asks, "Would you like to join our competition?"

Murphy asks, "What kind of competition?"

"Well," replies the bartender, "If you can get those pieces of meat off the ceiling, your drink is free. But, if you fail, you have to buy the whole bar a drink."

Murphy thinks about it for a minute and declines the offer, "No, thanks.

The steaks are just too high."

Anonymous said...

Huh, what steaks. WTF you talking about anyway.

Anonymous said...

Michael Wacko Jacko Jackson is in hell! Thank God for the death of this filthy, adulterous, idolatrous, gender-confused, nationality-confused, unthankful brute beast. God Killed Wacko Jacko. There is a God, and a Day of Judgment. For you to wallow and murmur against God for his righteous Judgments is sin and will cause YOU to join Michael in hell. Stop that! Be thankful that God has not already killed you because like that Babylonian King Nebuchadnezzar realized after 7 years of being cursed as a crazy wild man because he did not give God the glory warns - God will deal with you WHERE YOU LIVE if you do not put away your sins. Check this out: Daniel 4:34 And at the end of the days I Nebuchadnezzar lifted up mine eyes unto heaven, and mine understanding returned unto me, and I blessed the most High, and I praised and honoured him that liveth for ever, whose dominion is an everlasting dominion, and his kingdom is from generation to generation: 35 And all the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and among the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou? Praise God, and give glory until The Most Highest for ALL his works in heaven and in earth! AMEN!

Anonymous said...

Finally, some good news. The Planet Malibu shirts arrived this AM. Except for 12 they sold out by 10:00 AM. More good news,
planet San Onorre 50th anniveresery shirts go on sale next Saturday. One size fits all. TOU MUST GET THERE BRIGHT AND EARLY AS WE HAVE NEITHER LICESNSE NOR PERMIT TO SELL.
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Lobby Bombard said...

Les Birdflu Williams commemerative bulky T's on sale this weekend only!

Anonymous said...

Lobby Bombard

U Funny!!!!!!!!!

SPARKY said...

Lobby, you best have a permit issued by our State, if not you will pros'cuted to the full extent of the law.

Dim Bulb said...

Sparky....You look like OB.

Anonymous said...

Heck Murphy, what's today's date. Is it still the 4th of July?

Merry Christmas said...

Murphy:

Shit or get off the pot!

SPARKY said...

'Dim Bulb', to me that is the ultimate compliment. Yes, I have admired OB for ages, He is a mans man alright. Thank you so very, very, much.

Anonymous said...

Murphy where are you? We need your sorry ass to save this blog, its going to hell-in-a-handbasket.

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