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Flippy Hoffman 1930-2010

A nice article about Flippy Hoffman, who passed earlier this month. He was a true waterman.

PASS THE GRAVI

HEY! GET BACK IN LINE

Shooting The Tube

San Clemente, CA (AP) -- A local surfer shot his television set with a Pistole Parabellum 1908, commonly called a German Luger, while watching Bristol Palin's "Dancing with the Stars" routine Monday night, saying he was fed up with politics and Palin wasn't a very good dancer, according to court documents.

The unidentified man is a member of the Board of Directors of a local surfing club. Not much is known about the man, except he has a propensity to call others "IDOTS" when he is upset with them. He allegedly pointed a gun at his wife, who escaped and called police, authorities said. A SWAT team surrounded the couple's house, and officers were able to talk the man out Tuesday morning after an all-night standoff.

He was charged Tuesday with second-degree reckless endangerment, and could be sentenced to up to 10 years in prison if convicted. The man's wife told police her husband came home around 6:30 p.m. Monday after drinking at the Rib Trader, but that she didn't know if he was drunk, a sheriff's detective wrote in a criminal complaint.

She said her husband drank a bottle of beer during dinner and they settled down to watch "Dancing with the Stars." When Palin, the daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, began her routine, the man jumped up and began swearing, saying something like "The (expletive) IDOTS politics." His wife said he was upset that a political figure's daughter was dancing on TV even though he felt she didn't have talent. She told officers her husband left the living room and reappeared 20 minutes later with his Luger, "raging" with his face bright red, and blasted the TV.

"He scared the bejebees out of me," she told police. She left the home and called police from a nearby lawyer's office, according to the complaint. The Internet has been abuzz in recent days about how Bristol Palin, who has consistently landed at the bottom of the judges' leaderboard, has been able to remain on the ABC show. Some have suggested that voters -- particularly supporters of her mother -- have been voting in blocs.

LAIRD HAMILTON & DAVE KALAMA!!

THIS IS AWFUL

YOUNG BOYS RULE"

WHO DONE IT? (TAKE 2)

Another "Mystery Missile".

Who done it?

Who launched the mystery missile over California?
The mystery of a missile launch last night off the Southern California coast deepened today as U.S. military officials continued to deny that the missile was one of theirs. The unmistakable contrail streaking into the California sunset was captured on video last night by a KCBS news helicopter flying over Los Angeles at around 5 p.m. CNN

FINALLY

San-O Daze Election Coverage...

ALOHA SANN-O DAZE

GARCON DE PISS

GRINGOS RULE ALL .

HEY, WHAT WAS THAT

Piss Boy

HEY. MY WAVE BRO

HOLA, SAN ONOFRE

GET UP GET DOWN

103rd St. SLA

SOY MEXICANO

PAIN & SUFFERING

Beach time is fun time. Not Ssn Onofre surf beach. The day is hot, the day is dry. An ice cold brewski is what the doctor ordered. No, is what the lifeguard says. "No alcohol on the beach. Period," he shouts. There's no one here, I say. "Can't you read the sign,"he says. I think, why is he looking at me, and not the water? An automobile traveling 12 mph along the dirt road. "SLOW DOWN!" someone rudely shouts. Another 5th generation Club member says you can't park here, I'm saving this for a friend." I think I'd rather have a Palapa in Jalapa, a pad in Trinidad, or a condo in Redondo, rather than face this cub hodge-podge on a weekly basis. Why are Park Rangers packing anyways.

MAYDAY MAYDAY

Chainsaw Illusion

FIRST TO BLINK

Tomorrow, Friday, we are laying our cards on the table. Any and all questions will be answered. There is to much turmoil and indecision for me. There is no reason for this. It is the responsibility of the honchos who control the beach to make it operate as a well oiled machine. Because of flooding the insipid road will be closed as usual. Parking will be limited to a small area across from the Marine salami league ball field, a short 1/2 mile trek to the dilapidated palm frond shack. Bring your goulashes.

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS WORSE NEWS

The semi annual beach walk through showed ongoing weaknesses. Trash receptacles are spaced too far apart. The door to toilet #1 in Bldg. #4 was removed, but not replaced, preventing exclusive privacy rights. Restraining parking telephone pole parking logs need refinishing with clear resin to prevent splinters. Willy-nilly parking is allowed encouraging helter skelter parking. Club members must remember it is their responsibility for beach trash collection. Trash will not get up and walk to the aforementioned receptacles. Mooching and soliciting will not be tolerated. If you are near the volleyball courts please shag the participant's ball if it nears you. Do not get in line prior to 0600. All waves must be shared by its riders. Wave hogging is not encouraged at anytime. Do not open ice chests without owners permission. Belly boards are permitted only at northern area of beach. No automobile repairs allowed at San Onofre, this includes oil and filter changes. State lifeguards have final say.

HERMOSA BILTMORE

I Got 99 Problems . . .

WELCOME TO "THE POINT"...

As seen in OC Weekly.

WEDNESDAYS AT 'NOFRE...

MUCHO TRABAJO HOY

CRANK IT UP

ARRIBA MEXICANOS

ARRIBA FLYS

TAKE THIS 'NOFRE!

TUNNEL RUN

OLD FRIENDS RULE

LAIRD'S EXPRESSION SESSION

REMEMBER

FINAL TOUCHES!

Forewarned is forearmed. The New Zealand swell is on the way. According to NOAA she'll be here in time for Saturday and Sunday. This is defiantly good news for the wave starved 'Bums of the Beach'. The Club has contracted for a harrow to till the sand to make walking to the water a piece of cake. We hope paving the 'old dirt road' is not on the agenda. We'll see. It appears the Club will install refrigeration for the bidets to be installed in all toilets from buildings, 1/5.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

LIFE IS GOOD

NEW LEASE ON LIFE

Nothing but great news. 'Nofre has a new lease on life for 2010&11. The
sand bar is back, outer reef is uncovered, the dirt road will not be paved, life is good. The telephone poles acting as barricades could be removed allowing motor homes to be backed up to the water, and Tony's Market has agreed not to send his catering truck filled with munchies. Maybe, just maybe
camping will be allowed. Bldg. 1 thru 6 will have pocelean bowls for your comfort including germ free seat covers.

FINAL WARNING

Something must be done to save our San Onofre beach before it's too late.
Before long there will be 400 surfboards in the water at the same time. It is anticipated 25 riders will occupy one wave. The Rangers are at San Onofre Surf Beach to prevent alcohol consumption and ticket parking violators. It is the responsibility of San Onofre club members to clean open latrines
1 thru 6 five times daily. Boogie boards and canvas inflatable surf mats are encouraged at Old Man's while beach is open. Thank you for your cooperation.

SAME SCHITT DIFFERENT DAY

This ain't real. San Onofre is going backwards. Backwards, not forward. No matter how hard her connections try, she is in dire straits. In '52 there were stalwart memberships led by Eddie McBride, Al Dowden, Opai,
Bill Barnars, Hi Ho Silvers, Art Lavagnino, and a host of others. Now she's diminished to cherry-pit spitting contests, horse-shoes, bocci ball tournaments, anything divorcing itself from the sport itself. I wish I'd anticipated this when I spent hard earned money to join. It's too late now. There's no use crying over spilled milk.

TWISTED SISTER

CENTER ST. 90266

RIB TRADER

GIANT WAVES TOMORROW

BETTER HEADS IN CABBAGE PATCH

VENTRILIQUIST

NO UKELELES TODAY

HEAD DOWN WALK THE DOGGIE

COME & GO WITH M E...

TRY THIS LONGBOARDERS

CAN'T GET UP UNLESS YOU GET DOWN

The Specials - Too Much Too Young

HAVE SOME

Labor Day

Labor Day: How it Came About; What it Means

Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.

Founder of Labor Day

More than 100 years after the first Labor Day observance, there is still some doubt as to who first proposed the holiday for workers.

Some records show that Peter J. McGuire, general secretary of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners and a cofounder of the American Federation of Labor, was first in suggesting a day to honor those "who from rude nature have delved and carved all the grandeur we behold."

But Peter McGuire's place in Labor Day history has not gone unchallenged. Many believe that Matthew Maguire, a machinist, not Peter McGuire, founded the holiday. Recent research seems to support the contention that Matthew Maguire, later the secretary of Local 344 of the International Association of Machinists in Paterson, N.J., proposed the holiday in 1882 while serving as secretary of the Central Labor Union in New York. What is clear is that the Central Labor Union adopted a Labor Day proposal and appointed a committee to plan a demonstration and picnic.

SANO LABOR DAY

THANKS, PASKOWITZ TRIBE!

SAVE SAN ONOFRE

PRESCOTT AZ CONCERT

WHAT UP BRO

SAN ONOFRE GREAT MOMENTS

CaliALOHA, SANO BEACH BUMS

HELLO, SAN ONOFRE

GOVERNMENT MULE

wheelclamper gets pwned

Woman farts in pool!!

Classic Huell Howser at the Mexican Border

WELCOME TO SAN ONOFRE

SAN ONOFRE FOUNDERS CLUB!

KITCHEN WORKERS

Farting

Fat Girl Laughing

Video Of Great White Shark At San Onofre

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-great-white-sightings,0,3265724.story

http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/?watchId=a6be249b-828d-4b75-9071-05ab08ff3998

WHOOPSA DAISEY!

Baywatch Intro

SURFING REDONDO BEACH BREAKWALL CONCRETE JUNGLE.mov

CHEAPSKATE

THE SUP OF DEATH...

John Clark's spin on the BP Oil Crisis. - The Front Fell Off 2010

COWABUNGA

HOME SWEET HONE

WHERE'S BK

STOP THIEF

cars dancing with music!!

pachucos picnic

"PACHUCO TIEMPOS"

HELP IS ON THE WAY

ACCEPT NO SUSITUTE

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