Thursday, May 04, 2006

BK is walking down the dirt road near the point at San Onofre and sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"
"Are you nuts?!!" she replies and keeps walking away. He turns around, doubles back on the beach and gets to the woman by 4 doors.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen, you! I'm not that kind of woman! Got it???!!!"
So the BK runs down the beach and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmm. $10,000 dollars, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let's go behind bathroom #4 over there."
So they go behind bathroom #4 where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most beautiful, perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he grabs them, starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them... but not biting them.
The woman finally gets very annoyed and asks, "Hey!!! Are you gonna bite them or not!!?" "Nah", replies BK. "Costs too much!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That BK sure is a card, ain't he?

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