Friday, April 17, 2009
HYMN #365
Hymn #365! A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I hadAll the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, heSaid, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'Sermon complete, he sat down.The song leader stood very cautiously and announcedWith a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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Look Murphy- The least you can do is to portray yourelf in the story as the comedic foil like everyone else does.
A detective was questioning Murphy about the murder of Juan Gonzalez, the groundskeeper at the local golf course.
"How was he killed?" asked Murphy.
"With a golf gun," the detective replied.
"A golf gun! What is a golf gun" asked Murphy?
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
Sgt.Friday, you are too funny.
This was class A . Murphy , you are off the chain! funniest man on the blog. keep up the funny stuff!
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